Part 245

I hope you enjoyed the different introduction to this week’s post. I had fun putting it together.

The Election

What a clusterfuck voting turned out to be.  On Thursday after we had finished work, we went over to our local polling station.  Oana is now a British citizen and has been for almost three years.  She’s had a British passport for almost that long.  A few weeks ago she checked that she was eligible to vote, and received an email reply confirming she was.  However, she was blocked from voting.  The excuse given was that they didn’t know she was British, despite holding her passport and being presented with evidence that she had been told she was eligible to vote.  

All of this is bad enough, but the way it was handled was also annoying.  Our polling station is inside a church, with the main desk and booths being inside the main hall.  In front of a large line of people waiting to vote the election staff kept stating, loudly, that she could not vote and that her name had a line through it.  They made her feel like a criminal or second-class citizen.  It has angered and upset both of us.  I was able to cast my vote, but the way Oana was treated was racist.  I don’t use that word lightly; it’s the only word that fits.  We will definitely be following this up.  

It’s been amazing watching the meltdowns on social media as some people are stressing that Labour is now in power.  I don’t get it.  I mean, yeah Labour aren’t perfect, but perfect should not get in the way of better, and we’re at the stage where almost anything would be better than the corrupt, incompetent, shitshow that the Tory party is.  Many things are wrong with our political system, but just like you don’t fret about the carpets when your house is burning down we shouldn’t worry about things we can’t immediately change.  

What more does it take to turn the final Tory supporters against the party? We’ve had;

  • Thousands of avoidable deaths.
  • Billions of taxpayer funds wasted.
  • Breaking the law.
  • Racism and dishonesty.

What more does it take?

How about Jacob Rees-Mogg sprawled out in the House of Commons like it’s his own private lounge?

How about Dominic Raab remaining on holiday as Afghanistan fell into anarchy because he thought “the sea was closed”?

Boris Johnson?

Brexit?

At least they are done now.  I think the Tory party is going to take a long time to recover from this beating.

Priorities for the New Government

It’s difficult to know where the government will focus.  There are so many things that need attention, like the war in Ukraine, the climate, the doctors’ strikes, the crumbling national infrastructure, the housing crisis, our place in the global community, the local environment with sewage in our waterways and unsafe drinking water, and these are just a few of the problems we are facing.  

One thing we need to accept is there’s likely to be no instant improvement.  It’s going to take time to repair the damage the Tories have done.  The new government’s behaviour must be cleaner than clean.  Public trust in our politicians needs to be repaired.

Weekly Update

There’s only one thing to discuss from last Sunday and that’s the England match.  Oana and I watched the game at my Dad’s place, sharing some snacks and drinks.  The company was great, as expected, but the match was so incredibly dull for the first 94 minutes.  Then, we had a moment of genius from Bellingham and a second goal from Kane in extra-time.  Although Bellingham scored first, his goal time came after Kane’s due to how the goal times are reported.  Bellingham scored in the 95th minute, yet Kane scored in the 91st minute.  

Before I get all sorts of comments about this, I fully understand why the goals are reported that way, I’m just pointing out how bizarre it may seem to those who don’t understand.  

I had Monday off work to attend a virtual DESMOND course; something to NHS provides to those with Type-2 diabetes.  It was not a good experience.  We are four years on from Covid, and you’d think that many people would have a decent familiarity with how video calls work.  You’d think it, and you’d be wrong.

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There were twelve of us on the call including the two staff and so much video call etiquette was ignored.  People would keep their microphones on when not talking, meaning we got lots of background noise, and some people would move their devices around constantly meaning that the feed was moving all over the place.  The people running the session struggled to use the technology to display the slides correctly.  Overall, it was just a bit of a mess.  I’m not looking forward to the next meeting.

On Tuesday I had a Big Day Out with Poppy, taking her to the vet.  It’s always a struggle getting Poppy in her carrier.  We have to make sure all the doors are closed or else she will run and hide.  After a few minutes of struggle, we had her in the carrier and I walked her to the tram stop, and on to the vet.  Poppy is a beautiful lady and she makes friends wherever she goes.  Many people on the journey stopped to try and peek at her, and Poppy was pretty vocal.  

Pops has been overgrooming her belly and there’s a pink patch where the fur has all gone.  She doesn’t seem in discomfort though and she’s happy to let us pet her there.  We just want to make sure she’s not actually in discomfort by having a professional examine her.  This is the responsibility you take on when you bring a pet into your family.  They can’t speak our language so we have to learn to decipher what their body language and behaviour is telling us.  

On the subject of Poppy, she did something we’ve not seen from her before.  We had our windows cleaned with one of those telescopic cleaners and when she saw it she growled.  She actually growled.  It was bizarre, cute, and funny all at the same time.

You may remember that a few weeks ago I wrote about the neighbourhood cats.  One is a sweet little lady who always comes bounding over whenever I see her.  Oana and I called her Squirrel because of how she held her tail.  Well, we’ve now discovered her actual name; Rosie.  

Oana and I did our usual thing when we last saw her; crouched down talking to her and petting her.  Then a couple of kids came over and petted her.  We asked if they knew the cat and one of the kids said it was their grandma’s cat.  She’s called Rosie and is around 4 years old.  

As you will no doubt realise Oana and I love cats, and we are huge fans of our local cat cafe, Tabby Teas.  Unfortunately, they have announced a lengthy, albeit temporary, closure.  They need to give the cafe a deep clean as there is a real risk to the cats from cat flu.  As they are closing for an extended period they have decided to rehome all the cats.  This is heartbreaking as those cats are great, with their own personalities and quirks. 

A lot of people are feeling gutted that it’s come to this but if it’s best for the cats then it needs to be done.  We will be paying one last visit to the cafe before it closes to see the guys and bid them goodbye.

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I had a follow-up consultation with the gastroenterologist on Wednesday to get the results of the pillcam I had a few weeks ago.  I wasn’t expecting it to show much, and I ended up being right in that prediction.  It’s good that I don’t have Crohn’s, but in some ways, it would be good to be able to point to something specific so I know how to treat it.  

On Saturday we tried a new Indian restaurant that runs a tapas-style menu, which is based on the top floor of a new hotel in the city centre.  It’s nice, spacious, and bright.  The staff were attentive and the menu looked amazing.  We ordered a good amount of food to share between the three of us.  

The food was a mixture of good and bad.  The onion tarts were great, as was the black dhal, but the rice was a complete rip-off; there’s no other way to say it.  One small pot of rice was £12.

The highlight of the meal was the onion bhaji rings which were incredible.  We ordered another portion and smashed through it. The biggest frustration was that they forgot about some of the food we ordered, and we ended up leaving the restaurant still hungry. They offered to make the food they’d missed but they told us it would take half an hour. We didn’t feel like waiting so we left. Overall, not a fantastic experience; some good and some bad.

We missed some of the England match as we were on our way to the restaurant.  However, we managed to get iPlayer up on my phone to watch the penalties.  It should be exciting that we’re now in the semi-final, but the performances have been so dull that I’m finding it hard to muster much if any, enthusiasm.  We have some talented players but it just seems like we struggle to really click and play as a team.

Diabetes UK Step Challenge

From July 1st until September 30th Diabetes UK are running a step challenge to raise money for their cause.  There are three step targets to choose from; 500k, 1m, or 1.7m.  I’ve gone for the 1.7m target.  It’s a tough target but I’d rather set an ambitious goal.  Also, I have some time off work during those three months to hammer out the steps.

If you’d like to follow my progress or make a donation, it can be done here:

https://step.diabetes.org.uk/fundraising/david4047

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Letters to Oana

If you missed it, Part 2 of the series Letters to Oana is now live.

Looking Back

Part 13 of the Looking Back series is also live.

What I’m Doing

Listening: Earthburst Saga Book 8 by Craig A. Falconer (audible).

Watching: Euro 2024; Dark Matter (Apple TV).

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Financial Update

Assets

Premium Bonds: £13,450.00.

Stocks and Shares ISA: £76,457.83.

Fuck It Fund: £145.97.

Pensions: £80,395.43.

Residential Property Value: £234,044.00. 

BTL Property Value: £151,029.00.

Total Assets: £555,522.23.

Debts

Residential Mortgage: £171,817.53. 

BTL Mortgage: £104,851.17.

Total Debts: £276,668.70.

Total Wealth: £278,853.53.

A few exciting updates this week as the election seems to have boosted the stock market.  My ISA has increased as has my pension, with the latter going above £80,000 for the first time.  I’ve seen differing figures for what the average person my age has in their pension, with reports ranging from £30k to £50k.  By those figures, I’m doing well.  The next big milestone is £100k.

I had wanted to get to £80k in both my ISA and pension by the end of 2024 and it looks like I should achieve this with time to spare. 

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Another nice boost was the increase in the value of my properties as estimated by the bank.  In practical terms, it doesn’t mean much just now, but it gives some possible flexibility for extra borrowing if needed.

Some people are panicking about what the new Labour government means for FIRE planning.  The main worry seems to be centred on what could happen to ISAs.  I don’t think there’s much to worry about because any government that looks to raid ISAs will face a severe backlash.

There’s also the point that many people use ISAs to save for retirement.  If those balances are hit with taxes or restrictions, then the government will be left with a higher financial burden for those people when they retire.  The country needs more money and it has to come from somewhere, but hitting ISAs would be shortsighted.  

I think we will see increases in CGT, and IHT.  I also suspect we will see some tinkering with the income tax brackets, and we already know they will remain frozen until 2028 which is a tax increase in all but name. 

BTL Update

Now that the sale is in the hands of the solicitors I’m not expecting any updates until the whole process is ready to complete.  It can’t come soon enough.

That’s all for this week.  Thank you for reading and I hope you have a great week ahead.

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Disclaimer

The views and opinions in this blog are my own, and do not represent the views or opinions of my employer, nor should they be considered advice.  

If you want personalised financial advice, seek an appropriate professional.  If you are in financial difficulty, seek advice via the resources below:

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Part 244: Red Lobster and Crimson Brow

Hello and welcome back to Mortgage Advisor on FIRE.  This week I discuss universal financial advice and provide positive updates on our BTL sale.  Also, some thoughts on the elections both here in the UK, and across the pond in the US. 

Weekly Update

On Sunday Oana and I went for a long walk around the city.  The original plan was to follow an augmented reality art trail, but some locations were closed and the ones we viewed weren’t grabbing us.  We decided to have a walk instead, with some lunch along the way.  However, the place we wanted to try for food was also closed so we went for Mexican at Street Food Chef. We shared some tacos and a quesadilla.  The food, as always, was amazing.

After our meal, we walked down Ecclesall Road and took a few detours before arriving at the Botanical Gardens.  It’s been a little while since I’ve been at the gardens when there’s not been an event on.  It’s so nice and well-maintained, but unfortunately, it was so busy that I didn’t get to feed the squirrels.  They are so tame that they will literally climb on you to be fed. 

We looked at the various plants and flowers before leaving to visit another park where we bought a whippy ice cream. Overall it was a great day but when we got home we realised that we were pretty sunburned, and my alter-ego Red Lobster made an appearance.

Red Lobster and Crimson Brow

Back in 2017 Oana and I spent some time travelling around the US.  We visited New York, Boston, Washington D. C., Niagara Falls, and a few other places.  It was a fantastic trip in many ways with some great memories made.  One of the days we were in New York we took a boat trip around Manhattan.  It was scorching and very sunny.  The boat was delayed at a bridge which had to be raised so we could pass.  However, the bridge had to stay down to allow a freight train to pass.  So, we sat in the sun for ages. This was the result…

I am Red Lobster.

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On Monday I had to go for a CT scan which is always fun.  I don’t mind the scan itself, but I find the journey to and from the hospital stressful.  As I was having this done privately, the hospital I was attending was pretty far out on the edge of the city.  So it’s either a bus or a cab. 

I’m not too fond of most public transport.  It’s sensory overload, lots of people invading my space, and buses especially are filthy.  With a cab, I just have to hope I don’t get a chatty driver as I really can’t do small talk.

I ended up getting an Uber to the hospital and a bus back.

If public transport was better, more people would use it.  There are many countries out there that have modern, clean, efficient, reliable, and cheap public transport.  It can be done, but in the UK we seem incapable of doing anything well when it comes to infrastructure.

Cattery Recommendations

The cattery we have used for Poppy, and our previous cats Sweep and Bobby, has closed and we will soon need to use one again.  On Saturday we viewed a new cattery and it was nice but small.  Also, it was mostly indoors whereas our old cattery was outdoors with lots of plants and wildlife for the cats to enjoy.  

We are going to book Poppy into this one for our time away in December as it’s only a couple of days.  In 2025 when we go on our cruise we will need to do some more research though.  If anyone has recommendations for a cattery in Sheffield, please let me know.  

Poppy has been enjoying this warm weather recently, and she’s taken to staying on our beanbag which we have to move outside for her each morning:

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Theatre

On Saturday evening Oana and I went to the theatre to see Urgent: A Timely Play.  It was not good, and that’s me being extremely polite and restrained.  The premise is a young man finds out death is coming for him, and he ventures through time to make the most of his life.  Sounds interesting but it was badly written, poorly acted, and the singing… oh my word, the singing…

I applaud the performers putting themselves out there but I can’t lie and say I enjoyed this play.  The only positive thing I can say is that it was only an hour long.  

Euro 2024

On the subject of national underperformance, I can’t not mention Euro 2024.  I saw a post on Facebook which stated;

I think Southgate is a decent guy, and I get the impression he genuinely cares. The main issue is that our players are not as good as we think they are.  We have some talented individuals but I suspect their ability is being enhanced by playing for clubs that stack their squads full of world-class talent. 

A basic way of explaining what I’m getting at is to imagine building a squad made up of the worst players from the best squads.  This newly assembled squad would be decent, but not all-conquering just because they have a few players from Manchester City, Arsenal, and Liverpool. 

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Diabetes UK Step Challenge

From July 1st until September 30th Diabetes UK are running a step challenge to raise money for their cause.  There are three step targets to choose from; 500k, 1m, or 1.7m.  I’ve gone for the 1.7m target.  It’s a tough target but I’d rather set an ambitious goal.  Also, I have some time off work during those three months to hammer out the steps.

If you’d like to follow my progress or make a donation, it can be done here:

https://step.diabetes.org.uk/fundraising/david4047

Election 2024

The election draws ever closer and this is the last regular post under the current government.  It’s looking like a Labour win but where it gets interesting is how the opposition parties will split the remaining seats.  

I’m not a fan of Nigel Farage, but like a broken clock, he is sometimes right.  One issue I fully agree with him on is the future of our energy infrastructure.  We need more nuclear power.  Renewable energy has its place but the time, effort, money, and resources needed to introduce huge amounts of renewable energy into the grid is huge.  It’s not a fast process.  Planning a new wind farm, for example, and then hooking it up to the grid, can take decades.  Once it is up and running it can provide power intermittently, and may struggle when demand increases.

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A nuclear power plant can be brought online in less time and provides a much more stable and reliable method of energy production.  As I’ve heard stated before, we don’t have a choice between nuclear and renewables because the real choice is between nuclear and coal.

Recent polls suggest that the Tories may be broken for the foreseeable future and that Reform UK and the Green Party together may have more seats than the Conservatives.  We’re at the stage where anyone who votes Tory should probably seek deprogramming therapy.  

Across the Atlantic, we are seeing a car crash of an election with it looking increasingly likely that Donald Trump will return to the White House.  Sometimes I think that human stupidity may have bottomed out, but then I look at a typical Trump rally and feel like crossing myself.  

I’m going to make a bold prediction; one of Biden or Trump will drop out of the election.

Letters to Oana

If you missed it, Part 2 of the series Letters to Oana is now live.

Looking Back

Part 13 of the Looking Back series is also live.

What I’m Doing

Listening: Earthburst Saga Book 5 by Craig A. Falconer (audible).

Watching: Euro 2024

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Financial Update

Assets

Premium Bonds: £13,450.00.

Stocks and Shares ISA: £74,786.05.

Fuck It Fund: £145.69.

Pensions: £79,466.32.

Residential Property Value: £229,818.00. 

BTL Property Value: £148,301.00.

Total Assets: £545,967.06.

Debts

Residential Mortgage: £172,098.97. 

BTL Mortgage: £104,864.820.

Total Debts: £276,963.79.

Total Wealth: £269,003.27.

No major changes in my finances this week.  Next week’s post will see my mortgages come down slightly.  I’m impatiently waiting for my pensions to climb above £80,000 but it keeps getting close and then dipping slightly.  My ISA is not too far behind, so it’s not unrealistic to think those balances will grow beyond £80,000 in the coming weeks.  

BTL Update

I mentioned before that I’d set a deadline for the buyers to get their mortgage offer in place by Friday 28th June or the deal was off.  Throughout the week I received messages from the agent saying that the deadline couldn’t be met as mortgages take longer to arrange. 

I didn’t buy it because, well, I know about mortgages.  I simply reiterated that mortgage offers can be agreed upon quickly if everyone is motivated and that the deadline I’d set was a hard deadline.

It would appear my stance was correct as the agent revealed on Thursday that she had a mortgage offer for the buyers.  We’ll never know if this would have progressed so quickly had a deadline not been imposed, but my gut feeling is we’d still be seeing this dragging on and on.

Now that we’ve got to the conveyancing stage I’m hopeful this can all be done and dusted before too long.  I’m eager to get this place sold, get the money, and pay our CGT.  That should be the end of our BTL experiment.

Universal Financial Advice

I was chatting with a friend this week about financial management.  One of the topics we covered was the idea of universal advice, i.e. advice that is good in any situation.  

Quite often when people find out you are interested in money, and you work in the field, they will start asking questions about what they should do.  This can be difficult when you know nothing about this person, their history, or their circumstances.  It’s also not helped by the fact there are no magic wands.  The key to building solid wealth is to start with simple actions and grow from there.  

The first thing to understand about building wealth or achieving FI is that you can’t get there if you are spending more than you have coming in.  If your expenses are greater than your income, then the inevitable result is bankruptcy.  No amount of financial wizardry will turn £100 into £500.  If you are consistently running a deficit with your personal finances then you need to address that immediately.

Some people will, unfortunately, have nothing they can cut from their budget.  I’m talking about the people who find themselves in situations where they literally cannot afford to eat.  These people need more help and support than I can offer and should seek out one of the organisations listed at the bottom of this post.  It’s not fair to judge people in this situation as many things can happen that leave people in massive financial difficulty.  

One example is a stay-at-home parent with a partner as the breadwinner.  One day that breadwinner is hit by a speeding car and dies.  The partner may have had life cover which takes the immediate financial worries away, but once that has worn off, there are still costs of living for the surviving parent and children.  If that parent has been out of the workforce for a while and has no immediate family or friends, then they could be facing a difficult and lonely time.  

Judging someone in that situation feels wrong and wholly unfair.

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Assuming that you are not in this situation, but you are earning decent money and find yourself with no savings, then there’s a good chance it’s down to a lack of budgeting and prioritising.

Car Finance

I will never understand the obsession that some people have with cars.  I get that cars are a useful tool, but that’s it.  They’re not a fashion statement or accessory.  I’ve never looked at a car and thought more of a person, but I’ve seen plenty of cars and thought less of someone.

I’m about to quote some very rough and ready figures to illustrate my point.  The average UK monthly salary is approximately £2,300.  The average car finance payment is between £300-£400 per month, with the typical cost of running and maintaining a car costing a further few hundred a month.  I’ll be generous and ignore additional costs and focus just on the cost of car finance, which I’ll assume is £300 per month.

Research suggests that the typical car is used for less than 5% of the time; approximately one hour a day.  In a month of 31 days, this means the car is costing just under £10 a day to mostly do nothing.  Almost £10 a day to just sit there, and you have to pay for fuel, insurance, and tax to drive it to a place where you may then have to pay again to leave the car for the working day.  To me, it is simply insane.

Some people need cars and I understand that, but I don’t understand why an office worker on £30k would need to spend £400+ on car finance when a car costing half that amount will do the same job.  

It’s like buying a top-of-the-range Macbook to browse the web and play chess.  It’s just not needed.

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Spend less than you earn, and keep investing simple…

This is ultimately what FIRE boils down to.  You need to spend less than you earn and keep investing simple, by using low-cost global index funds.  If you invest regularly for long enough you will eventually build wealth.  It’s not flashy or exciting, but neither is 40+ years of working in a job you hate.

Linked to this point is a warning to avoid get-rich-quick schemes or anything that sounds too good to be true, such as crypto or NFTs.  Whilst I’m on the subject of NFTs, I came across a brilliant post:

That’s all for this week.  Thank you for reading and I hope you have a great week ahead.  Please remember to like, share, and subscribe.  Also, I always enjoy reading your comments and messages, so please keep them coming.

Disclaimer

The views and opinions in this blog are my own, and do not represent the views or opinions of my employer, nor should they be considered advice.  

If you want personalised financial advice, seek an appropriate professional.  If you are in financial difficulty, seek advice via the resources below:

StepChange

MoneyHelper

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Part 243: All-Time Highs

Hello and welcome back to Mortgage Advisor on FIRE.  This week I discuss some more developments with our BTL sale, and report some record highs in my finances.  Also, a look back at some meals out over the last week, and some thoughts on Euro 2024.

Weekly Update

On Sunday I went for Father’s Day brunch with my Dad and Oana.  It was our first time eating at this restaurant and we hoped for a good meal.  It’s a relatively new place that has already changed management, and it promotes itself as a higher-end place; not quite fine dining but a step or two above pub food or chain restaurants.  

We arrived at 11am for our reservation and there was only one other table occupied.  It took a while to place our order and this was just the first red flag.  There were only three items on the menu for Father’s Day brunch; a “Fully Monty” English breakfast, Biscoff pancakes, or fried chicken and waffles with a fried egg and maple syrup.  My Dad went for the English breakfast, whilst Oana and I went for the waffles.

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As we waited for our food, the other table had their food served.  Every plate was sent back to the kitchen.  I don’t know what was wrong with the plates but they were all sent back and returned shortly after.  After this issue was resolved we just sat around chatting.  A member of staff came out of the kitchen and entered a stockroom.  A few moments later he came out with an armful of orange packets which I instantly recognised:

Yep, store-bought waffles.  I’ve never bought them myself but at my local Tesco, they are placed next to stuff we often buy, like tortilla wraps, pitta bread, and so on.  I can’t state with certainty that these packaged waffles were going to be served to us, but we were the only ones waiting for food, and we’d ordered waffles.  So, if it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it’s probably a pre-made processed waffle.  

Finally, our food was served…

My Dad’s breakfast came out first.  The “Fully Monty” consisted of; 1 small sausage, 1 rasher of streaky bacon, 1 hash brown blatantly from a bag of frozen ones, a small serving of baked beans, a few sorry-looking mushrooms, a rubbery fried egg, and half a slice of lightly toasted sliced white bread; the sort of bread you get from a loaf of Warburtons.  No butter and no sauce were offered.  It looked disappointing.

Five minutes later the waffles came out, and then shortly after some butter for the toast my Dad had just poured the beans over. 

Fried chicken and waffles can be a thing of beauty.  When you get some freshly made waffles with cinnamon and icing sugar, and a drizzle of maple syrup, with chicken that has been fried and has a crisp batter with moist meat inside, it’s amazing.  For a restaurant, it’s not that difficult to make waffles from scratch, and it probably works out cheaper than buying store-bought ones.  As good as waffles and chicken can be, what we were served was as far removed from good as you can get. 

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The waffles were overcooked, and the chicken was obviously cooked from frozen.  Between the three of us, we had no more than a third of our respective plates.  It was poor.  The guy who took our order came over to ask about the food and I explained it was not good.  He said the waffles were made fresh, to which I asked about the guy bringing packets from the store room.  He didn’t have an answer for this.  Without us asking, the food was removed from the bill.

Cambridge Street Collective

You may, or may not, have seen the news about the largest purpose-built food hall in Europe opening in Sheffield, called Cambridge Street Collective.  We tried it out for the first time on Wednesday, and the hall itself is decent.  It’s spread over several floors with inside and outside areas.  

There are twenty independent vendors in CSC but I don’t think we chose the right ones.  We didn’t enjoy the food, and Oana came down with suspected food poisoning a short while after.  I also felt a bit rough, but not as bad as Oana did.  We will go back to the food hall but I think we’ll be trying different vendors.

Euro 2024

Other than some bad experiences with food the week has been taken up with the Euro 2024 tournament.  There have been some great matches, and England have also played, if that’s what we’re calling it.  

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In addition to watching England, I’m also following Romania’s progress.  Those of you who’ve been reading my blogs since 2016 may remember my long-running series following Sportul Snagov, a team that was challenging in Liga 2 in Romania.  Back then I was much more clued up on football over there, but seeing as though Sportul Snagov folded due to lack of funds, I’ve pretty much stopped following their league. 

A lot of people seem to think that England are underperforming but I don’t think it’s that simple.  When you look at our supposedly better players, they play for clubs where they are surrounded by truly world-class players.  Kane at Bayern Munich, and Foden at Manchester City for example.  I’m not saying our players are bad, but if you were putting together a World’s best XI how many English players would make the starting line up?

Glitch in the Matrix

I’ve been browsing the Glitch in the Matrix subreddit recently, and some of the stories are hilarious because they demonstrate a serious lack of understanding when it comes to how the brain works.  However, there are some instances where there seems to be a genuine mystery, with no obvious explanation.  I just need to point out that the lack of an obvious explanation does not mean there’s a supernatural one.

Thinking about my own experiences, there is one that stands out from over twenty years ago that I can’t explain.  I was coming home one night on the tram and there were a few other passengers.  One of them was a non-descript guy who I saw get off the tram ahead of me and was then walking a few paces in front of me as we headed in the same direction. At this time there was repair work going on in, and around, the station which meant everyone had to walk the same way for the first few minutes before the paths split off.  

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Shortly after the paths diverged there was a sharp turn before the path straightened out for a hundred meters or so.  On either side were high barriers that would be impossible to quickly climb.  This guy was only a few steps ahead of me and when he turned the corner, I was just a few seconds behind.  When I turned the corner he was nowhere to be seen.

It would take an Olympic sprinter in the correct kit to sprint far enough ahead to turn the following corner before I came around the previous one.  The barriers on either side would take time to climb and would make a lot of noise.  Where did this guy go?

I don’t have a simple explanation, but I suspect it lies inside my own brain rather than in some supernatural cause.  

I’d be interested to hear about any similar experiences you’ve had, so please leave a comment.

Diabetes UK Step Challenge

From July 1st until September 30th Diabetes UK are running a step challenge to raise money for their cause.  There are three step targets to choose from; 500k, 1m, or 1.7m.  I’ve gone for the 1.7m target.  It’s a tough target but I’d rather set an ambitious goal.  Also, I have some time off work during those three months to hammer out the steps.

If you’d like to follow my progress or make a donation, it can be done here:

https://step.diabetes.org.uk/fundraising/david4047

This Week’s Tory Clusterfuck

Rishi Sunak was interviewed on LBC this week where he faced questions from callers.  Saying it could have gone better would be like saying Brexit was not optimal.  My favourite takeaway from the interview was Sunak being labelled as the “pound shop Nigel Farage”.

There surely can’t be many people left who are buying what the Tories are selling.  A study reported by The Guardian this week argues that this Tory government, which has run from 2010-2024, is the worst one we’ve had since the Second World War.  This is based on several factors such as economic growth and global standing.  

If anyone reading is still supporting the Tory party I would love to know your reasons.

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Poppy

It’s been a little while since I mentioned Poppy but she continues to be an amazing little friend.  She has her routine each day which starts with jumping on our bed and clambering over us to remind us she has not been fed in such a long time.  She will headbutt my hands to get head scratches but also to keep me from falling back to sleep.  

Our little goose then has a busy schedule of napping on one of the ten different beds located around the apartment.  Around lunchtime, she will let out a big yawn and stretch, and then ask for more food.  

Mid-afternoon is time for her to jump on our shoulders so she can purr and recharge.  There may be zoomies as well, but this isn’t guaranteed.

In the evening she walks to the front door, signalling to us that it’s time for her to patrol the corridors of the apartment building.  We walk up and down with her as she sniffs and explores.  After a few minutes of flying the flag, so to speak, we return to the apartment where she hones her hunting skills which, if I’m being completely honest, are sub-optimal.  

Our little Poppy also does this thing that just melts me every time.  When I lean down to pet her, she will go on her back legs lifting her head to rub against my hand.  This is usually when we are walking around the building, and she’ll stop every few meters just to check I’m still there.  She really is the best.  

Also, when she drinks milk she often gets it on her chin:

Letters to Oana

If you missed it, Part 2 of the series Letters to Oana is now live.

Looking Back

Part 13 of the Looking Back series is also live.

What I’m Doing

Listening: Earthburst Saga Book 4 by Craig A. Falconer (audible).

Watching: Euro 2024

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Financial Update

Assets

Premium Bonds: £13,450.00.

Stocks and Shares ISA: £75,228.42.

Fuck It Fund: £145.69.

Pensions: £79,226.27.

Residential Property Value: £229,818.00. 

BTL Property Value: £148,301.00.

Total Assets: £546,169.38.

Debts

Residential Mortgage: £172,098.97. 

BTL Mortgage: £104,864.820.

Total Debts: £276,963.79.

Total Wealth: £269,205.59.

It’s the boring, difficult, middle of my FIRE journey.  I got paid last week but I was only able to invest a smaller portion of my salary.  We’re in a situation where we have a few things to pay off and we’re still feeling the impact of having only one income for a few months.  Things are improving though and we should be able to start ramping up our investments over the next few months.

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This week sees my total wealth figure hit a new all-time high, which is a knock-on effect of my total assets hitting a new all-time high.  2024 is looking like a great year for gains.  At the start of the year, I’d hoped to get my pension and ISA balances to £80k by 31st December.  I’m a whisker away from hitting that target for my pension, and I should easily hit the ISA target as well.

With things like this, I’m never fully comfortable referring to them as targets.  A target is something you are actively and directly working towards; something you directly influence.  Investing is a little different in that you can choose how much and where to invest, but once you invest you are at the mercy of market forces.  If anything, these targets are more like milestones on a journey.

BTL Update

We had issued an ultimatum to our buyers that we wanted to see significant progress by Monday last week.  It’s been eight weeks since we accepted their offer and normally, by now, the buyer should have a formal mortgage offer on the table.  As of the last communication I had with our agent on Wednesday, they did not have an offer.  They were not even close.

In general, the process of buying a house with a mortgage will follow a fairly standard format.  First, you get an indication of what you can borrow from your lender.  This is sometimes called an Agreement in Principle.  Now, this indication carries no real authority as it’s all based on what information the lender has been given verbally.  Nothing at this stage has been verified.  There’s no point in giving false information because you’ll only get a mortgage based on what you can prove.  

Once you have an AIP you find a property and make an offer.  The agent handling the sale will ask for a copy of the AIP as well as other documents proving the buyer has funds for their deposit, as well as proof of ID.  

Following this a valuation of the property is arranged so that both the lender and buyer can be happy the property is in good enough condition.  Valuations can, in many instances, be completed within a couple of weeks of being booked in.  Whilst this is going on, the lender will request proof of income from the buyer.  

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In total, it’s not unreasonable to assume all these checks should be completed within 2-4 weeks, at which point, assuming the checks were all fine, a full mortgage offer would be presented to the buyer.

The legal work involved in the transaction can take a couple of months to complete.  The point is, under normal circumstances, you would expect a serious buyer to go from the initial enquiry to having a full mortgage offer in just a few weeks.  Our buyers, after eight weeks, have only done the AIP.

I was frustrated with our agent as well because on day one they told me the buyer had an AIP.  Then, eight weeks later, the progress they’ve been chasing has resulted in the buyer now having *checks notes* an AIP.  I asked the agent to tell me specifically what they’ve done to chase this up since the offer was accepted.  What they’ve replied with is a list of a few phone calls and emails.  There doesn’t seem to be any urgency, initiative, or proactive efforts to get the sale completed.

My conversation with the agent ended with me setting a deadline; evidence of a full mortgage offer by 28/06 or I’ll be withdrawing from the deal and potentially moving to a different agent.  There are properties near to ours which are almost identical which were listed after ours and have already completed their sale.

If I was making a prediction, I’d say that I think this deal will collapse.  I suspect the buyers are having trouble obtaining a mortgage; either that or they’re having doubts.  

If the deal does collapse…

We will have a big decision to make if the deal does fall through.  Every month that passes the property costs us several hundred pounds.  We can either look to sell with a different agent, or potentially rent it back out again but that would be a last resort.  I’ve mentally checked out from being a property investor.

The Week Ahead

I’ve got a CT scan booked for Monday.  I don’t mind these types of scans, and they’re less hassle than having an MRI.  It’s suspected that I have kidney stones again, so I may need another operation.  I had some stones surgically removed a couple of years ago.  It turns out that the channel running from the kidney to my bladder is very narrow meaning stones can’t easily pass.

Next weekend Oana and I are going to the theatre, which is something we usually enjoy. 

The next post will also be the last one before the general election.  

I hope you have a great week ahead, and as always thank you for reading.

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Looking Back: Part 13

Originally published January 23rd, 2020.

Introduction

Hello, and welcome back to Mortgage Advisor on FIRE.  There’s a lot to talk about this week, including a fantastic meal out for my girlfriend’s birthday, a couple of complaints I have had to make as a customer, a case of cold/Warrior Flu and some developments on a potential career change.

Weekly Update

One of my vices is food, and I love fine dining.  To some people, it may come across as pretentious, but I love how food can become an art form.  The way simple ingredients can be elevated in the right hands is incredible, and when this is mixed with the right atmosphere and service it can be such a memorable experience. 

In Sheffield, there is a restaurant called Rafters and a few months ago myself and my girlfriend ate there for our anniversary.  We agreed it was the best meal we had eaten in Sheffield and so I decided to surprise my girlfriend with a meal for her birthday.  We went for drinks in their cocktail bar and their Experience One menu.  It was an amazing night except for the sudden onset of a cold/Warrior Flu midway through the dinner service.  That cold kept me off work all this week, but the meal was truly spectacular. 

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Rafters is amazing. I’ve eaten there a couple of times since this post in 2020. I would eat there more often but for the price, which is generally at least £75pp without drinks.

​The meal started with a selection of small plates, alongside Thornbridge Stout and Black Treacle Bread, with Henderson’s Relish Butter.  Since watching Rome, I find it impossible to eat any bread without saying “Good bread, this.”  My girlfriend found it funny at first, but several years later it seems to be wearing thin. 

A selection of small starters including soft-boiled quail eggs, chicken in filo, and cheese tarts.

Salt-baked celeriac.

We then had Salt Baked Celeriac with nasturtium and hazelnut pesto, and a brown butter hollandaise. The next course was Moss Valley Pork, with fermented barley followed by a chocolate, hazelnut and coffee dessert and an extra cheese course.  With fine dining restaurants, it is normal to have a few smaller courses in between the main dishes.  Although each dish looks small, by the end of the meal you are well-fed. 

It is the little things that set these types of restaurants apart.  They realised we liked the bread, and so they sent us home with a free loaf from the kitchen.  They saw on the booking it was a birthday meal, and so they made my girlfriend’s dessert a little fancier.  It is these smaller touches which make the difference in Rafters when compared to Joro, another fine dining restaurant in Sheffield.  When dining in Joro, it seems like the expectation is that you should thank them for dining there.  I’ve eaten in Michelin-starred restaurants in other countries and it’s the service as much as the food which sets them apart.  

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I want to like Joro but I normally come out of there feeling deflated. Something about it doesn’t sit right.

As you are probably aware, from the title of the blog at least, I’m a mortgage advisor.  There is potential for me to transition into investment advice in the next year or two and I’ve spent the day in Manchester meeting with a manager in that area.  Over the coming months, I will find out if I will receive funding to qualify to give that advice.  It’s an exciting opportunity and I could see myself thriving in that environment. 

This whole potential move ended up coming to nothing. Later in the year, I had some personal issues come up and most of 2020 was horrible, and one of the most difficult times of my life. There were six exams to pass to earn the qualification, and I passed the first two. I recently(ish) tried picking up my studies but I just couldn’t do it. Since 2020 there have been several different things that have left me feeling diminished, with less cognitive capacity than before.

For the meeting today I realised I would need to wear a suit but with my health problems over the last year or two, my other suits are a little tight.  So, I decided to buy a new suit. 

I did not want to spend a fortune and went to Next thinking I would get a simple suit that would see me through to when I can fit back in my other suits.  I picked a suit off the shop floor and checked with a lady at the counter that I was fine to use the fitting rooms, and  I was quite shocked a few minutes later when a male member of staff opened the curtain in the fitting room with me standing there in my boxer shorts.  As I’m sure you can understand, I was angry.  It was not so much about another guy seeing me in my boxer shorts, but it could have been anyone in the fitting room from a child to an elderly man.  It could have been someone with anxiety.  The point is you don’t just start opening changing rooms at random. 

I made a complaint in the store, but the “manager” did not seem particularly bothered, so I spoke with Next’s customer service helpline and they registered the complaint and sent me a £25 gift card.  I bought a suit elsewhere but the whole incident made me very angry.  It could have just been an innocent mistake, or it could have been predatory behaviour from a sexual deviant.  I did not see the member of staff again as he had vanished from the shop floor by the time I was dressed. 

I still can’t understand what happened here, but it freaked me out a bit when I’m stood there in my boxers when someone ripped open the curtain. This is why fitting rooms should have doors with locks.

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Virgin Money

In another example of poor service, I had to make a complaint to Virgin Money about the credit card I have with them.  I run my card at an almost constant zero balance.  I spend on the card to collect airmiles but hate leaving a balance on there for more than a couple of days. 

A few weeks ago, I spent £2,000 on new furniture but ended up cancelling the order.  No big deal, the retailer was very accommodating and was happy to refund the order.  However, the money had to go back to the original payment method. 

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I called Virgin Money and explained that my card was at zero balance but a refund of £2,000 would be received in a few days.  I wanted to know if this would cause a problem as credit cards are not supposed to have a positive balance.  The advisor assured me it would not be a problem and I could either leave the balance as credit and use it up over time or have the money sent to my account.  At no point was there any mention of fees. 

Virgin Money is awful. Last year I had more poor service from them, but that’s a story for another time. Some firms, not just in finance, seem to be able to get by just on their brand name despite being unable to offer basic services.

​A few days later, when the refund hit my account, I called to move the money to my current account.  At no point was I told there would be a fee.  I was somewhat surprised to see a fee of £85 for a “money transfer” hit my account a couple of days after the transfer.  I called up and queried the charge and was told it was because I had requested a cash advance.  It was at this point I became quite frustrated and explained I was not borrowing money but was receiving a refund and at no point was I told this would result in a fee. 

I quoted the times and dates of my previous two calls and was told it would take five working days to investigate.  I explained this was not acceptable.  The total call time of both calls was less than fifteen minutes.  I stated I would hold the line whilst they listened to the calls and rectified the mistake. 

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Twenty minutes later it was confirmed I was not told about the fees and that they would be cancelled.  Fair enough, I got what I wanted but it should not have taken the call in the first place.  The lesson here is always to check your statement and always question fees or charges.  Although I got the fee back, it has shaken my confidence in Virgin Money as on two occasions I was not told about the fee.  

Companies that put process above people are the worst. They make a mistake and then expect the customer to work according to their timetable when it comes to resolving the mistake the company caused.

Financial Update

Assets

Premium Bonds: £12,450 (up £950 from last week).

Stocks and Shares ISA: £8,251.23 (up £445.52 from last week).

F**k It Fund: £1,511.85 (up £350 from last week).

Property Value*: £173,501 (no change from last week).

Total Assets: £195,714.08 (up £1,745.52 from last week).


Debts

Credit Card Debt: £197.96 (up £197.96 from last week).

Loan Debt: £3,570.33 (down £230.16 from last week).

Mortgage Debt: £134,279.11 (no change from last week).

Total Debt: £138,047.40 (down £32.20 from last week).


Total Wealth Figure**: £57,666.68 (up £1,777.72 from last week).

Investment Income in 2020: £0.00 (Target £2,000)

*valued at £173,501 according to lender’s index.

**total assets minus total debt

​It’s been quite the week with increases made to my different pots.  My credit card will be back at zero next week, it’s just with feeling ill I have not made the payment yet.  I am getting so close to my deposit target that I will have to start thinking about how to reallocate funds once I get my Premium Bonds up to £14,850.  One option is to hammer the loan for a few months to clear it in full before throwing more money into my ISA and saving again for the second BTL deposit.  I still have some time to decide on this though. 

Financial News

There was an interesting documentary on the BBC this week which looked at Property Investment Courses.  The show focused on the story of Danny Butcher, a 37-year-old from Doncaster who killed himself after spending over £10,000 on property training courses.  I’m not going to comment too much on the show, or this specific tragedy.  I don’t know all the facts and I’m fully aware that any undercover investigation is coming from an agenda.  However, it does seem strange that there is no regulation of businesses that offer property training courses.  There is not a large leap from offering training to offering advice, and to offer financial advice you need to be regulated. 

A few years ago, I attended a free seminar with a friend who is also a mortgage advisor.  This was a property investing seminar and it was one big plug for the paid courses.  As finance professionals, we were sceptical of the claims being made but as I looked around the room I could see people who were desperate to make money and from talking to them in the breaks, it was obvious they lacked the knowledge and experience to realise that you don’t have to spend thousands of pounds for material that is often freely available online. 

There simply has to be better oversight for courses that claim to teach people how to make money. The FI blogging community have made the point over and over; building wealth is simple and the process can be summed up in a few words; invest regularly in low-cost, index funds, and then watch the money grow.

I’m not bashing all property investment courses.  I know there are some courses out there that add value for those who already have a foundation of knowledge and experience, and I am a passionate advocate for financial education in general.  I just do not believe you have to spend insane sums of money to educate yourself.  I’ve read dozens of books on finance and investing, but the total I’ve spent on those books is a fraction of what one of these courses would cost. 

I would love to see accurate figures for the number of people who attend property investment courses and a follow-up as to how many of those people make money from property over the following years.  I’m not opposed to the concept of courses for property investing but I suspect the real value is in very specific courses that help people systemise HMOs, or Serviced Accommodation as opposed to courses that teach people how to use Rightmove. 

My sympathy is with anyone who has spent money on these types of courses based on inflated promises.  Property investing can be very rewarding but it’s hard work and it requires a lot of research.  If something sounds too good to be true, it probably is.

Final Notes

​Thank you for reading and if you have any feedback or suggestions for future discussions, please leave a comment.  Next week I will have a look at Fear Setting and how this has helped me progress towards my goals.  

Part 242: He’s Just a Poor Boy…

Hello and welcome back to Mortgage Advisor on FIRE.  This week I look back on a break from work and a busy week of socialising.  Also, thoughts on the election campaign, and a frustrating BTL update. 

Weekly Update

I’ve had a week’s holiday from work and it seems to have flashed by.  I’ve not rested as much as I’d hoped and this is partly down to me waking up early all week and not being able to get back to sleep.  Most days I’ve been awake before 6am, and I’m not sure why.

On Monday I had another appointment with my psychologist.  I’ve been seeing her for a few months and she’s been amazing.  Until now I’ve only had bad experiences with psychologists, and I feel like I’ve landed on my feet with my current one.  I think part of this is because I decided to cast the net wider.  In the past, I’ve only looked for local professionals, but this time I started my search in London.  I thought that post-Covid it would not be an issue having video calls rather than in-person appointments.

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I have one more session that my insurance company have authorised, but if I need more I don’t think it will be an issue getting them to agree.  

On Tuesday and Wednesday, I met up with friends.  I had coffee with a friend who is also following a FI plan, and on Wednesday Oana and I went for Mexican food with a mutual friend.  I always give this friend some friendly abuse and she responds exactly in kind and it leads to some great fun.  

We tried a restaurant that I’d eaten at once before when it was in a different location.  Oana and the other friend have eaten at this location once before and enjoyed it.  The food was a mixed bag.  The Padron peppers and fried chicken were great, but my tacos were possibly the worst I’ve ever had.

Al Pastor

If I’m in a Mexican restaurant and I see Al Pastor on the menu then my decision has already been made.  I love Al Pastor.  It’s generally a taco made with a soft tortilla, pork, onion, pineapple, and coriander, along with a salsa. 

All the previous times I’ve had this the pork just melts in the mouth as it has been slow-cooked for many hours.  This one was chewy to the point that I just had to spit it out.  The meat was very tough and there was a huge amount of fat on it.  I left most of the dish, and although they asked what was wrong, they did nothing to address it which was disappointing.  

I also had a hospital appointment this week and it looks like I have kidney stones again, which is frustrating.  I’ve got to wait for a scan, and if I do have stones I’ll probably need them removing surgically again.  I’m not sure why I’m seemingly so prone to kidney stones.  I’ll have to properly talk this through with the consultant.  

As the week drew to a close I was able to meet my Dad, and then have some more Mexican food with Oana to wash away the poor experience we had earlier in the week.  

We were going to try salsa dancing this week but for a few different reasons we ended up not bothering.  Also, I had something else to occupy my time…

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Lego

As it was my week off work, I started building my Lego Venator Attack Cruiser.  It took a few hours each day but I finally finished it Friday morning.  It looks incredible.  The build is fantastic, and it seems as though the designers learned a few lessons from the UCS Star Destroyer which I bought a couple of years ago.  The Venator seems more stable and less prone to pieces falling off.  I’m delighted with the finished product and I think it’s my favourite ever build.  I really enjoyed it.  

We’ve decided to try and sell my old UCS Star Destroyer as we just don’t have room for it.  

Cats

On the route we normally take to our local supermarket, we often see a cat, which we’ve called Squirrel because of the way it holds its tail.  This cat is really friendly and loads of people stop to say hello to it, and take pictures.  One time I saw it run into one of the houses on the street so I know it’s not a stray.  On Thursday I was walking down that street and saw Squirrel with an open tin of tuna.  It looked as though someone opened the tin and left it for them.  

Poor Squirrel was licking the top of the open tin but couldn’t get any of the tuna out because it was tightly packed in.  I wanted to help, but didn’t want to stick my fingers into a tin of tuna.  So, I tried using one of my business cards to scoop some of the meat, but it didn’t work.  Next, I picked up the tin whilst my little buddy watched and tried banging it on the pavement to get the meat out, but this also didn’t work.  I then realised I had an old credit card in my wallet, so I ended up using that to scoop some out.  As I left, Squirrel was busy enjoying the fish.

Normally I wouldn’t look to feed a random cat, but someone had left this tin, and it was next to the house I saw the cat run into.

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Weather

I hate this unpredictable weather.  As an autistic person I already struggle with body temperature regulation, and this is made worse by some of the meds I take regularly.  This all means that deciding what to wear when I go out is a nightmare.  I often find myself way too hot or cold, and trying to find the middle ground is almost impossible.  At least when it’s either always very cold or very warm you can plan around that.

On a more general note though, this weather is ridiculous.  It’s almost July and it’s like we’re in the middle of Autumn.  I’d rather be too cold than too warm but I also want to see distinct seasons throughout the year rather than every season crammed into six hours on a random Thursday.

In Romania, Oana’s country of birth, we are hearing that the heat is so intense that roads are melting.  I’ve not been able to verify this, but having experienced a Romanian summer I am not surprised.  It can get very hot there.

On a more general note, climate change is going to influence where we look to retire.  I would like to live on the Mediterranean coast, but if climate change continues along the projected path it could be a difficult place to live.  I’m normally fine with temperatures up to the high 30s but if temperatures in the 40s become commonplace I think it’s going to have a real impact on the sustainability of living in some countries.  I wouldn’t want to live somewhere that requires you to stay indoors for hours in the middle of the day; what would be the point?

Changing Name

Oana is going to be changing her name this coming week.  Her current name is not actually Oana, but that’s what she prefers to be called.  We don’t get on well with her parents or her siblings, and we’ve had no contact with them for a few years now.  Oana has decided to cut ties completely and is leaving behind the name they gave her.  

Although this comes from a place of frustration and sadness, this step is seen as a positive one by Oana.  She will be taking my last name but we are not getting married.  This is going to raise a few questions by various companies we will be dealing with, and is a prime opportunity for some trolling because that’s the sort of person I am.

Going into this process neither of us knew what it involved.  It turns out you can change your name in one of two ways; enrolled deed poll or unenrolled deed poll.  So far as I can tell, the only real differences are whether the change of name is logged centrally or announced in The Gazette.  Other than that, it doesn’t seem to matter.  If anyone knows more about this, I’d be interested to hear from you.

We looked at completing the process ourselves but when we read through what was involved we figured it was just easier to pay someone to do it.  As such we are using the solicitors who are handling the sale of our BTL.

Diabetes UK Step Challenge

From July 1st until September 30th Diabetes UK are running a step challenge to raise money for their cause.  There are three step targets to choose from; 500k, 1m, or 1.7m.  I’ve gone for the 1.7m target.  It’s a tough target but I’d rather set an ambitious goal.  Also, I have some time off work during those three months to hammer out the steps.

If you’d like to follow my progress or make a donation, it can be done here:

https://step.diabetes.org.uk/fundraising/david4047

This Week’s Tory Clusterfuck

I think we all need to spare a moment to reflect on the tragic revelation that Rishi Sunak did not have access to Sky TV as a child.  This is somehow supposed to make him more electable.  It’s like they’re not even trying anymore.  The Tory party is, hopefully, broken for a good long while.

It’s not just our PM who manages to make everything worse whenever they open their mouth.  Penny Mordaunt has not come across well in the televised election debates.  I acknowledge that she’s on a hiding to nothing but, again, it seems like she’s not even trying.  It’s just the same bullshit being repeated over and over.

The Tories have had 14 years to try and govern this country, and by virtually every measure we are worse off than when they took power.  There is no reason to believe that they will suddenly gain competence or respect for the general population.  They can’t be trusted and have shown time and time again that they have nothing but contempt for the people of our country.

Reform UK and Nigel Farage

I know he’s not a Tory but I wanted to point out something about Nigel Farage.  He’s been banging on about the supposed population explosion we are experiencing because of immigrants coming into the UK.  According to Farage, these people are causing public services to collapse.  However, Farage also stated that he wants British people to have children and seems to be promoting the old-school version of the “typical” family.

The issue here is that he can’t have it both ways.  He can’t claim the population is increasing out of control whilst at the same time encouraging people to have more kids.  What is it, Nigel?

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Farage is dangerous because, purely on a superficial basis, he appears to have the trappings of a respected politician.  He’s well-spoken.  He dresses well and is presented as a sort of elder statesman.  He has a veneer of credibility, and when people concentrate on how he speaks rather than what he’s saying, there’s a danger that he’ll become increasingly popular with his right-wing views.

Letters to Oana

If you missed it, Part 2 of the series Letters to Oana is now live.

Looking Back

Part 12 of the Looking Back series is also live.

What I’m Doing

Listening: Earthburst Saga Book 3 by Craig A. Falconer (audible).

Watching: Various political debates and interviews.

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Financial Update

Assets

Premium Bonds: £13,400.00.

Stocks and Shares ISA: £74,069.28.

Fuck It Fund: £45.69.

Pensions: £78,846.57.

Residential Property Value: £229,818.00. 

BTL Property Value: £148,301.00.

Total Assets: £544,480.54.

Debts

Residential Mortgage: £172,098.97. 

BTL Mortgage: £104,864.820.

Total Debts: £276,963.79.

Total Wealth: £267,516.75.

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BTL Update

On Tuesday I called our solicitor to get an update as things seem to be dragging.  They explained that they were still chasing up various bits of info from the buyers and their solicitors.  On Wednesday they called me back and explained that they were growing concerned about the lack of progress. 

It’s been almost two months since we accepted the offer on the property and the buyers have still not completed some of the basic steps in the process.  We’ve decided to give them until Monday to make serious progress or we are going to pull out of the deal.

We are getting to the stage where, if this deal does fall through, we could end up having this property into 2025.  If we relist it for sale, it will take a couple of weeks minimum to organise viewings, and then a couple of more weeks to hopefully get offers.  Then there’s the process of getting valuations done, and then all the legal work.  A typical house sale involving a leasehold property can take 3-4 months to complete, so a scenario that takes us into 2025 is not that unrealistic.  

Other than the BTL frustration there’s not a lot going on financially for me at the moment.  I’m in the quiet period between all my bills being paid and waiting for my next salary payment.  It just feels as though everything is in a holding pattern until the BTL is sold.

So what next?

If, as I expect, the current sale falls through then we will have an important decision to make.  Each month the property is empty, it costs us around £450.  The way I see it there are a limited number of options…

1 – list the property for sale again.

2 – rent the property out again.

3 – sell via auction.

I’d rather not have to let the property out again.  I’d always be stressing about the next thing to go wrong.  The reality is that we can only pay for the property for a finite length of time.  Spending a grand every couple of months just to keep things ticking over is not sustainable.  

The Week Ahead

I’ll return to work this coming week and enjoy as much of the football as possible. I can’t quite decide how I think England will fare this year. Part of me thinks it could be a disappointing tournament with us flying home early. Hopefully, I’m wrong and we end up winning the whole thing. It’s going to be a few weeks until my next holiday so I need to get my head down and push through to the end of the year. I hope you have a great week ahead, and as always thank you for reading.  

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Part 241: “He’s my property advisor.”

Hello and welcome back to Mortgage Advisor on FIRE.  This week I discuss some changes to my FIRE plans and how I’m tracking my journey.  Also, thoughts on the election debate, and a bizarre incident on Twitter/X.

Weekly Update

The week started with some stress as our washing machine broke down.  We’ve had it for three years, whereas our previous machine was good for almost a decade.  There’s an appliance repair place around the corner from us so I had a chat with them, but the cost of the parts and labour was almost the same as just buying a new machine, and so that’s what we’re having to do. 

Part of me suspects planned obsolescence as it broke just after the warranty period ended.  It could be a coincidence but I’m increasingly dubious about the practices of many manufacturers.  

Based on the assumption that manufacturers are generally a bit shifty, we had a choice between buying a quality piece of kit or spending as little as possible on something basic.  We opted for the latter with the understanding we’ll probably have to replace it in a few years, but that would also probably be the case for something more expensive.  

Fortunately, the installation of the new washing machine went mostly to plan.  I had to take some holiday time at short notice from work as there was likely to be some disruption as the guys completed their work.  It’s all fine now and a batch of laundry is on the go as I’m typing.  

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Another little thing that sucked this week was that one of our bird feeders fell.  We’re a top-floor apartment and we have small bird feeders that stick to the glass.  They’re transparent and are only big enough for small birds to land, snack on a few seeds, and then fly off. 

This was fine for months until a pigeon decided to land on the feeder causing it to unstick and fall.  It’s annoying because I loved seeing the birds come to eat as I was working.  I’m hesitant to buy another in case the same thing happens again.  

I do enjoy looking out over the river and on our balcony, especially when our flowers start blooming:

Who is David Scothern?

You might need to buckle up for this insanity.  

I received a new follower on Elon Musk’s clusterfuck, also known as X, this week.  There is nothing strange about that, but the guy tagged me in a tweet;

“Hi, can I ask if you recognise this face?  Please DM if you do, thanks.”

It was an AI-generated image of a man in his 60s.  Sort of like a cross between King Theoden, and Konstantin from Killing Eve.

Anyway, I replied stating that I didn’t, but something caught my eye in a linked tweet; my name and someone claiming that I advise them on their properties.  

So, allow me to introduce the players in this weird AF game…

**EDIT – some of the people involved have asked to have links to their details removed. After listening to their explanation I agree it’s better to remove identifying info. They have also agreed to remove my info from their online back and forth.**

I’ve tried to get to the bottom of how my name was dragged into this, and so far as I can tell my website was somehow or other linked to the AI-generated image of the face I was sent.  Both of the people involved are making claims against each other for this and that.  

Anyway, for the sake of absolute transparency I have no idea who these people are, or what is going on between them. 

Just a quick point about my decision to name them.  I did consider redacting their names, but I figured all of this is playing out in public anyway so there’s little point.

**As stated above, I have now removed their names**

Diabetes UK Step Challenge

From July 1st until September 30th Diabetes UK are running a step challenge to raise money for their cause.  There are three step targets to choose from; 500k, 1m, or 1.7m.  I’ve one for the 1.7m target.  It’s a tough target but I’d rather set an ambitious goal.  Also, I have some time off work during those three months to hammer out the steps.

If you’d like to follow my progress or make a donation, it can be done here:

https://step.diabetes.org.uk/fundraising/david4047

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This Week’s Tory Clusterfuck

We had the first debate between Starmer and Sunak and I don’t think either of them came off particularly well.  It was just childish shouting with little substance and lots of volume.  I would much prefer politicians to engage in meaningful and civil debate, but it seems our model is based on who can shout the loudest for the longest.  

I don’t think many people will have come away from that debate with much clarity over what the main positions are for each party.  It really was something of a clusterfuck.

If I could make just one change to these debates it would be to mute the microphone for each participant when they’ve had their allotted time to speak.  If they run out of time, it’s tough.

£2,000 Tax Increase…

One thing that Sunak kept banging on about was a claim that a Labour government would see taxes increase by £2,000 a year.  It was repeated several times during the debate and it got me thinking about the phrase, “Repeat a lie often enough and it becomes the truth.”  I think it was a Nazi who said it; maybe Goebbels.  If a Tory politician told me the sky was blue, I would have to look up just to double-check.

Following the debate, and the £2,000 claim, there was a funny interview on Sky News (I don’t watch this channel but someone shared the clip) of the reporter asking the Tory rep to explain why taxes rose by £13,000 for the average household during the last Parliament.  He claimed he didn’t have these figures.

I don’t know whether the £13,000 claim is true either, but it speaks to a wider problem that politics is not accessible for most people.  It’s all about sound bytes and, I say again, who can shout the loudest for the longest.  

Rishi Sunak was the subject of a fair amount of criticism this week as he was pictured leaving the D-Day commemorations early.  This was to attend an interview with ITV where he was to apologise for misleading people about opposition plans.  In the end, all everyone was talking about was how Sunak disrespected the memory of those who fought and died, for which he’s had to apologise anyway.  

The problem is these politicians are ignorant about what life is like outside their own bubble.  Most of them have been raised in that bubble through school and university, and then into the world of work.  The sooner this election is done the better, and I’m hoping it breaks the Tory party for a generation at least. 

Letters to Oana

If you missed it, Part 2 of the series Letters to Oana is now live. The latest entry in the series takes a deep dive into the ISA bridge concept.

Looking Back

Part 12 of the Looking Back series is also live.

Lego

I mentioned in a recent blog that I was fortunate enough to be gifted some expensive Lego sets, including Rivendell.  After a week and a bit of building it, Oana and have finally completed it.  We agreed that it’s our favourite build so far and it was such fun to complete.  It looks great, as you can see below:

Next on the list is my Venator-class Attack Cruiser, but it means I’ll have to move my Imperial Star Destroyer model to make room for it.  

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What I’m Doing

Listening: Lost Connections by Johann Hari.

Watching: Cool Worlds (YouTube), various videos by JTVFX (YouTube).

I’m going to go on a bit of a TedTalk about Star Trek for a few moments.  Star Trek has been going for sixty years now and has spawned twelve series with a combined episode count of almost 1,000.  The lore is vast, sprawling, occasionally contradictory (although some excellent theories explain this), and a source of constant creativity with fans producing some quality content.

I wrote my own Star Trek fanfic a few years ago that got a lot of positive feedback.  I forget how many words it was; but with a small font size and 1.5 line spacing, it’s 335 pages on Microsoft Word.  It was called Where Were You? and was written as a series of interviews with the survivors of a major war.  

Anyway, there is a person on YouTube who has made some fantastic Trek-related videos.  One series is based around a pivotal event in Trek history; The Battle of Wolf 359.  This event was never shown in full on screen but it had a huge impact on what came after. 

The battle was part of a two-part episode of The Next Generation released in June 1990, and over thirty years later it is still being referenced in the latest Trek series such as Picard.  

The video made by JTVFX is called Wolf 359 The Massacre – Part 1.  It is just over ten minutes long and combines footage from two different series, a Trek computer game, and original effects by JTVFX.  Part 2 should be released in a few months, and the reason I’m mentioning this now is because a preview of the upcoming video has just been released.  It looks incredible.

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Financial Update

Assets

Premium Bonds: £13,400.00.

Stocks and Shares ISA: £74,822.18.

Fuck It Fund: £45.69.

Pensions: £79,167.01.

Residential Property Value: £229,818.00. 

BTL Property Value: £148,301.00.

Total Assets: £545,553.88.

Debts

Residential Mortgage: £172,098.97. 

BTL Mortgage: £104,864.820.

Total Debts: £276,963.79.

Total Wealth: £268,590.09.

You might have noticed that I’ve not included my income figure this week.  This is part of a general change in direction in which I’m focusing more on growth than income.  I have two balances to consider moving forward; my ISA and my pension.  For the ISA, once I reach £200,000 I will have my bridging fund.  I can realistically get there in seven years.

For my pension the growth phase is broken into two smaller phases; there’s the part where I’m still working, and then the part where it will need to compound in the bridging phase.  If I can get to £250,000 in my pension when I’m ready to start the bridging phase, I should have enough value for it to compound to £500k by the time I am ready to start drawing it down.  

Percentage Complete:

ISA: £74,822.18 of £200,000 = 37.4%

Pension: £79,167.01 of £250,000 = 31.7%

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ISA Cap

There’s been some rumours going around that we could see a cap on ISAs soon.  A limit of £100,000 has been suggested, but I can’t see this happening as it would only target a minority.  The average ISA balance in the UK, depending on how you split the age brackets, is between £30k-£60k.  It is thought that approximately 1.5m adults have a balance of more than £100k, but these are mostly people aged over 60.  

Introducing a cap like this would be counterproductive.  Many people are saving for retirement and if their ability to do this is restricted it can only result in a greater strain on the welfare state.  Another key point about ISAs is that they are generally easy to understand, use, and access.  There’s no benefit to making them more complicated just to secure an extra drop in the UK’s budget bucket.

BTL Update

It is still progressing slowly.  Our buyers should have recently completed their valuation on the property so we are just waiting to hear back about that.  I’m getting impatient to have the deal done so that I can get my money and lump it in my ISA.   

The Week Ahead

I’ve now got a week of leave from work to look forward to.  I’ve got a few medical appointments to attend, and I plan on catching up with a few friends.  Also, I’ve been roped into doing something on Wednesday that could be good fun, embarrassing, or possibly both. All will be revealed next week.

I hope you have a great week ahead, and as always thank you for reading.

Disclaimer

Disclaimer

The views and opinions in this blog are my own, and do not represent the views or opinions of my employer, nor should they be considered advice.  

If you want personalised financial advice, seek an appropriate professional.  If you are in financial difficulty, seek advice via the resources below:

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Letters to Oana: Part 2

Welcome back to the special series of posts; Letters to Oana. In Part 1 I gave an overview of the reasons for this blog, and what I was hoping to achieve. In Part 2 I move on to discuss the ISA Bridge.

The ISA Bridge

Early retirement is a dream for many, but the majority of people I speak with seem to think it’s unachievable. It doesn’t have to be. I hope that this series of posts, alongside the main blog, will help people realise that.

The key to achieving financial independence and, ultimately, early retirement is to get organised. You need to view money as a game with a defined set of rules, and different tools you can use to help you progress. One such tool is the Individual Savings Account (ISA), which can be employed as a bridge between stopping work and accessing more traditional retirement tools like pensions.

What follows is a comprehensive look at how you use an ISA bridge to retire early and enjoy financial independence.

Understanding the ISA Bridge Concept

An ISA bridge involves building a substantial ISA balance that you can draw from in the early years of retirement, bridging the gap until you can access other retirement funds. This strategy is particularly useful because ISAs offer tax-free growth and withdrawals, providing a flexible and efficient way to fund your early retirement years. There is generally a fee to maintain a stocks and shares ISA, and these fees can vary massively. Some of the more popular providers are Vanguard, iWeb, and Hargreaves Lansdown, but there are many more in the industry.

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When browsing for an ISA provider the fees may seem very low overall. However, the difference between a provider charging 0.5% and 1% can result in thousands of pounds difference in the future balance of your investment. Some people focus entirely on fees, and some, like myself, take a balanced view between fees and the ease of doing business with the provider. I’m paying a little bit more than I could with a different provider, but the website, mobile app, and telephony service are excellent. It’s important to have faith in those handling your investments, and it’s not something you can put a monetary value on.

So, you have your ISA and are probably wondering what is next. Your ISA in and of itself doesn’t do much other than act as a shelter or bunker protecting what is inside from things like income tax and capital gains tax. There is a limit to how much you can invest in a stocks and shares ISA in a financial year, and at the time of writing this limit is £20,000.

How, and When, to Invest

There are two main schools of thought on this. Some favour a pound cost averaging (PCA) approach, and others prefer to invest as much as possible as soon as possible.

The PCA approach involves investing smaller amounts regularly with the idea being if stocks go up, you buy fewer units for your money, but if stocks go down you get more for your money. It can be a helpful approach for those looking to make investing an automatic process because you can set up a regular payment into your ISA, and then have a regular instruction for that payment to be used to invest in your chosen funds or stocks.

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This isn’t for everyone though, because some people will have irregular income or may come into a lump sum they want to invest. Some will advocate for splitting a lump sum into smaller chunks to enable a PCA approach but there’s an adage that rings true; “Time in the market beats timing the market.”

Unless you have some insider knowledge or supernatural power to predict the future, no one can consistently predict what stocks will do one day to the next. The general trend throughout history has been growth upon growth but within that, there are peaks and troughs.

Trying to predict these highs and lows is not only impossible but also pointless. Invest what you can, when you can, and then let it grow over time. The longer you are in the market, the more likely you are to experience growth. If you hold off on investing for the perfect time, you will likely be waiting forever.

There’s an old proverb; The best time to plant a tree was twenty years ago. The second best time is now.

What to Invest In

Entire books have been written on this subject but for this post I’m not going to go into the weeds. This is a beginners guide for my partner, Oana, and so I’m deliberately going to simplify terms and concepts. Oana is intelligent and a quick study, but she’s never been interested in this subject before. So, I’m starting at the beginning(ish).

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There are, broadly speaking, two types of investment you can buy in a stocks and shares ISA. There are individual stocks, and there are funds.

Individual Stocks

A stock is a small piece of a business. When you buy a unit of stock, you are buying a tiny portion of that company. The more units you own, the bigger your share in the company. Having shares in a business entitles you to benefits that may include things like a dividend payment, or voting rights at shareholder meetings, or certain perks like a discount on products and services offered by that business.

There are times when owning stocks in individual companies can make sense. For example, at the time of writing if you own a single share in Mitchells and Butlers, you will receive a book of vouchers that gives you discounts at some of their establishments like Miller and Carter. You have to own the share on a specific date to qualify each year, but it’s a decent benefit if you like their food.

Other examples of when it can make sense to own units in a specific company include owning shares in your employer if they offer a scheme where you can invest at a discount or via a tax saving mechanism. For example, many businesses offer variations on a share save scheme where you can buy shares at a discount of their market price. There are terms and conditions around this type of scheme, but considering the discount is, at least in the many companies I’ve seen offer this, 20% off the market price, it can result in some fantastic profit.

Owning shares in a single business comes with a major potential risk; the business can fail. This can be a sudden, catastrophic failure, or something more gradual. As a general rule, once the news of a business failing has reached the public, then it’s already too late. Everyday investors will almost never know when the shit is going to hit the fan for a business, whether it’s through corruption, or a failed product, or some other scandal. When you invest in a business you are taking a massive risk. There is the potential for huge gains, but at the same time you can easily lose money. Generally speaking, it’s best for passive investors to avoid investing in single stocks.

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Funds

A fund is, for the purposes of this post, a collection of many different individual stocks. When you buy a unit in the fund, you are buying smaller chunks of lots of different companies. For example, let’s take a fund that is based on the FTSE100, which is an index of the 100 biggest companies listed on the London Stock Exchange. If you buy a single unit in the fund, you are buying a tiny chunk of each of those 100 businesses.

There are vast numbers of funds out there based on geography i.e. Europe, Global, North America etc; industry types, such as banking, oil, technology, and so on. There are ethical funds, green funds, and many more.

So, what funds do you invest in?

To answer this question, we have to take the scenic route and cover off a few points.

First of all, you need to understand that you can’t beat the market consistently. Think of it like a casino, you might win the odd time here and there, but in general, over the longer term, the house always wins. It’s the same with the stock market; you can’t beat it, and so you have to learn to go with the flow.

There are people out there who claim they can pick and choose the stocks that are going to perform well, which will allow the fund to return huge profits to the investors. It’s all bullshit. A broken clock is right twice a day, and some funds may have stellar years but over time it has been demonstrated over and over again that you can’t beat the market.

Any investment that claims to offer massive profits should be avoided. If it’s too good to be true, then it’s bullshit. All together now, you know the words…

You. Can’t. Beat. The. Market.

Within the world of investments funds you can lump the funds into two categories; those that are passive, and those that are actively managed.

Actively managed funds are, as the name suggests, managed by an individual or team with the idea they can get the best performance and return from the fund by tinkering with it. At first glance, this might seem like a good idea but, and you know what’s coming; you can’t beat the market.

It has been repeatedly demonstrated that actively managed funds tend to underperform compared to passive funds. One reason for this is the fund has to pay the people to manage it, and as changes are made to the fund, costs are incurred. Where possible, I would always advise Oana to avoid these types of funds.

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Passive funds are a much better choice because the costs are lower, and there’s less potential for emotional decision making. Much like a gambling addict, those managing an underperforming fund could be tempted to make riskier trades in an attempt to chase losses. With a passive fund you are simply tracking the behaviour of the index it is tracking. So, if you have a FTSE100 fund, it will mirror what is going on with the index and your investments will match that proportionally. By removing the human factor, you remove the potential for dysfunctional behaviour.

So, having gone the scenic route we arrive at our destination. I would advise Oana to have one fund in her ISA; Vanguard’s FTSE Global All Cap Index, which means her investments will include the biggest companies from around the world.

Although the choice of fund is simple, it’s not the final decision to make. There is then the choice between investing in the income version of the fund, or the accumulation version. Simply put, with the income variety, the profits earned by the companies in the fund are paid out to the investors, but the value of each unit in the fund will remain fairly static. With the accumulation type the profits are rolled back into the fund so the unit price of the fund increases.

Again, whole essays have been written about the pros and cons for income or accumulation, but as this is a basic level guide, for those looking to FIRE, the accumulation type is more appropriate. As for the reasons, there are many articles out there that do a good job of explaining why.

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What Next?

To summarise what we know so far.

  1. An ISA is a tax-efficient product within which you can invest and avoid paying capital gains and income tax.
  2. An ISA Bridge is the term used for when you accumulate funds in the ISA, intending to use those funds to pay for your cost of living from the time you give up work to the time you can draw your pension.
  3. Investing what you can, when you can, is the best approach.
  4. Although individual company stocks can provide benefits, it’s better to invest in passive funds.

Once you have set up the process you just need to wait for the ISA balance to grow.

How Much Do You Need? How Much Do You Have?

This is something unique to each person. Oana is 35 years old at the moment, and has some modest investments. For the purposes of this post, I’m going to assume she is starting from zero with anything extra being a bonus.

Cost of Living

We all have different standards and styles of living. Oana and I live fairly frugally with our main luxury spending being holidays, Lego, and eating out. No alcohol or recreational drugs. No kids, no car. A comfortable standard of living can be achieved for £1,800pm, if Oana had to do this alone.

The Length of the Bridge

If you retire just one year before the expected retirement age, then you can technically consider yourself as retiring early. For many of us in the FIRE community, though, we are aiming for something a bit more ambitious. For the purposes of this example, I’m going to assume Oana will look to FIRE at 50(ish); fifteen years from now.

Using a target age of 50 she will need a bridging fund that lasts a minimum of seven years, because as things stand 57 is the youngest age she’ll be able to access her private pension.

Our basic calculation is thus; (£1,800pm x 12) x 7 = Required Bridging Fund; £151,200.

Now, I can sense you thinking, “but wait, what about…?” Well, I’m coming to that…

You may be thinking that the bridging fund doesn’t necessarily need to be that high because the fund will continue to grow whilst being drawn down. This could happen, and we need to factor in the risk of a drop in the value of the fund, as well as the impact of inflation. As this is a basic guide, I’m going to ignore those factors and instead talk about failure in general.

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Failure

In a financial plan such as this, failure is not an instant thing. You don’t wake up one morning and find you have run out of money. You should, ideally, be keeping an eye on your fund every so often, and if it looks like it’s being depleted ahead of schedule, you can adjust course and either spend less, or take up some temporary work to plug the leak, as it were.

I’ll give an example. If you have a fund of £151,200 you would assume that, over the long term, it would grow at approximately 7%, possibly more. On a monthly basis this would mean approximately £800 growth. If you are drawing down £1,800pm, then the fund would decrease by £1,000 from the original balance. This means that the following month the growth would be roughly £770. Over time, the balance is decreasing.

Following this path would result in finishing the bridging phase with money to spare, but if the fund value drops due to market fluctuations, you could run out of money too soon. As I’ve stated, failure is not instant; if you track the numbers you can see a potential shortfall ahead of time and take steps to weather that storm. If you have to pick up some temp work for a few months, it’s hardly the end of the world.

Accumulating the Bridging Fund

FIRE has two accumulation phases which will run in parallel for much of the journey. There’s the accumulation of your pension pot, and the accumulation of the bridge. I’m focusing just on the latter for now.

Oana has fifteen years to save £151,200. This seems like a huge amount of money, but when you break it down it’s not so overwhelming.

From a standing start, investing £480pm with a growth rate of 7% will achieve the required balance. This is a lot of money each month, but if FIRE is your priority then you’ll need to find a way. It might be that giving yourself an extra year or two to accumulate the funds is the way forward, which also has the added impact of reducing the overall bridging fund you need. Each extra year worked means another year you don’t need to live off a bridging fund, hence the reduction.

A Compromise?

One approach that is popular is so called Barista-FI, with the idea being you don’t give up work completely, and instead you take a role that gives you a bit of income to supplement your plans to live off a bridging fund.

For example, if you were to work two days a week, six hours each day, for the current UK minimum wage of £11.44p/h, you would earn a little over £135p/w. This reduces the annual amount needed to survive from £21,600 to approximately £14,500. If you work out what bridging fund you need to have for seven years at £14,500 it comes to £101,500. This has the effect of reducing the required monthly investment from £480 to £325.

Isn’t Working in Retirement a Contradiction?

Not necessarily. The FIRE acronym has two parts; Financial Independence, and Retire Early. Many who talk about FIRE are, at least those I’ve spoken with, more concerned with the first part (FI) than the second part (RE). It’s not that people don’t want to work, it’s that they want to work on their own terms without worrying about money.

That’s all for Part 2…

In the next part of this series I’ll bring together the accumulation phases for the ISA bridge and pensions. I’ll then move on to discuss drawdown strategies for both of these investments. Whilst knowing how to save is important, knowing how best to use your savings is equally important.

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Part 240: Do you want them to suffer?

Hello and welcome back to Mortgage Advisor on FIRE.  This week I take a different approach to calculating my time to FI.  Also, a look at people who refuse to leave an inheritance to their kids.  I take a few jabs at the Tory party, and I consider whether to rebalance my ISA.

Weekly Update

I’ve always said that it takes more effort to be an asshole than to just be a decent person.  It’s like some people have a default setting that is set to douchebag.  I’m not suggesting that everyone should be happy, all-singing, all-dancing at all times, but rather people should not wake up and choose confrontation every single day. Apart from this, it’s been a decent enough week.

On Saturday we had arranged for a plumber to come and give us a quote for some jobs in the apartment. He said he could be here at 10:00, so we got up and had some breakfast while we waited. And waited. And waited some more. Eventually, around 13:30 he messaged saying he could be here for 15:00. We declined. I get that things can come up at short notice, but it just seems to be a general issue that tradespeople are awful at honouring appointments.

The Samsung Saga

Oana was finally able to get her new phone, although not from Samsung directly.  They were supposed to deliver the new phone last week but then they delayed it and delayed it again. So we cancelled the order and she was able to get a new phone from Argos instead.  She’s moved from iPhone to Android, but I’m trying not to judge her too harshly.  No one is perfect and if she wants to use an inferior phone and operating system, then that’s her decision.

In all seriousness, I’m not an Apple fanboy.  I prefer their products and I’ve had plenty of good experiences with them.  My previous iPhone lasted five years and was still in great condition when I decided to upgrade.  My previous Macbook lasted a decade before dying on me, whereas all my Windows-based laptops would only last a year or two.  

One thing that has pissed Oana off, and by extension pissed me off, is the hassle of getting access to apps that have already been paid for.  On her App Store account, Oana had, over the years, paid to have adverts removed on different apps and games.  She’s downloaded these same apps and signed in to sync her progress but is now expected to pay again to remove ads.  This is the problem with paying for digital content; you rarely own the content, you are just paying to use it.

It was more of a hassle trying to get logged back into her Duolingo account.  Oana tried resetting her password but it said her email was not recognised as belonging to an account, so she tried to create a new account and it said the email was already being used for an account.  Fortunately, she was able to get this sorted by Duolingo’s support, but they didn’t make it easy to track down their contact info in the app.

So many businesses are now more concerned about creating an ecosystem you can’t escape from rather than providing a good customer or user experience.  

DSE Stuff and Reasonable Adjustments

This one is a little frustrating and I thought I’d briefly mention it with the person’s permission, to see if anyone has a suggestion.  Someone I know is being given the run around by their employer when it comes to making a reasonable adjustment to their workspace.  They struggle with headaches and migraines, and there is a real problem with glare on their monitor.  

They’ve raised the issue and have been told to try sitting in other locations, but this has not made a difference.  They’ve asked for a glare protector for their screen, something that can be bought fairly cheaply, but the business is asking them to have an eye test.

I find this confusing for a couple of reasons.  First of all, it’s not an eye problem; it’s a glare problem.  Secondly, I’m not sure by what will the results of the eye test be measured.  Is there some sort of threshold beyond which the business will pay for the equipment or not pay?  What is that threshold?  Also, does the DSE rep have the necessary qualifications to make such a judgement?

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Why do some parents want their kids to suffer?

Many celebrities have stated they will not leave their children any form of inheritance. I honestly don’t understand this decision.  The explanations from the celebrities seem to be based on the idea that they made their money and success, and the children will have to do the same. 

I can’t remember where I read this, but it might have been a Reddit comment, and it’s stuck with me since.  I think it was about smacking children as a form of discipline, and some parents were saying they were smacked and they turned out ok.  The response was, “So because you suffered, you want your children to suffer?” Or, to put it another way, “The fact you think it’s ok to hit your child would suggest you are not, in fact, ok.”

I had always thought that a parent’s job was to make the world a better place for their kids and to try and give their kids a safe environment to learn, grow, and become the best version of themselves.  I’m all for parents trying to instil discipline, responsibility, and humility in their children, but the act of not leaving any inheritance just seems like an easy way out; “These are my riches and no one else’s.”

When we talk about inheritance in this way there’s a danger of falling into a false dichotomy, where the choices presented are to leave your kids everything or leave your kids nothing.  There are other ways to approach this, and these are just a few thoughts from the top of my head…

You could put an inheritance into trust for the kids to be used only on certain things, like education, a home, career training and development, and so on.  Or, you could arrange it in such a way that the inheritance provides a basic level of income allowing the children to avoid worrying about food, shelter, and so on while they find their way. 

The inheritance could be structured in such a way that it’s paid in instalments based on certain milestones being met.  There are many ways to leave behind assets to your family in a responsible way.  

Coming out with a statement like, “I’m not leaving my kids anything because they need to find their success” seems to be more about the person making the statement than the children being referred to.  It’s almost like it’s for shock value, and to be “edgy”.  If you teach your kids about money, social responsibility, and personal development then you should be able to hand your wealth over and trust in your kids to use it wisely.  Then again, it’s easier to just be a jerk and not do the work.

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It’s often said that children learn about money from their parents.  So what lesson will children learn from this?  Probably to hoard wealth and not share it with the people they claim to love.  It would be beautiful karma if, when the celebs are older, they need care.  The kids could justifiably send their parents off to a nursing home rather than arranging for care in their mansion with the reasoning being, “Your parents didn’t get to retire in luxury so why should you?”

Everyone is the main character in their own story, but sometimes you’re the villain in someone else’s.

This Week’s Tory Clusterfuck

One of the most Tory-style items of news was reported this week as PM Rishi Sunak set off to visit one of the poorest parts of the land.  This was newsworthy because he was wearing a backpack which cost £750, and sported the initials RS.  I’m assuming this is for the same reason some parents pop their child’s name in their coat when they send them to school, and if this backpack is lost they will know who to return it to.  

I initially set out to not make fun of his height, as it’s a relatively small issue (ooops) but I did chuckle when I googled him and found the following list of suggested terms:

What I’ve found incredible this week is that I’ve spoken with multiple people who are adamant that the Tories are best for our country.

Let’s look at child poverty first.  According to UNICEF, in a sample of 39 countries the UK has experienced the worst change in child poverty over the last decade.  Have a look at the report here.

I’m curious if there’s a single important metric that has improved under the Tory government.  Our national infrastructure is, to be blunt, shit and expensive.  You only have to compare the experience of getting a train in the UK to getting one in Italy, Belgium, or Romania.  I’ve used trains in all these countries and it’s like night and day.

We could also talk about our water and how we are dumping vast amounts of raw sewage into our rivers in 2024, or even the water parasite outbreak in Devon.  Then there’s the response to Covid, the cost of living crisis, the NHS on the brink of collapse, and many more issues.  I honestly don’t know how anyone can look at the Tory government and think, “Yeah, they’re doing a good job.”

If you’re a Tory supporter reading this you might be thinking, “Well Labour aren’t going to be any better.”  That’s another example of a false dichotomy.  I’ve not mentioned Labour so far.  They might be better, or they could be worse, although I doubt it.

What I would like to know is how things could get worse than they’ve been under the Tories; the government responsible for;

– phrases such as “let the bodies pile high” during Covid.  

– almost collapsing the pension sector.

– causing food bank usage to increase from approximately 61,000 food parcels in the first year of the Cameron government (2010) to over 2.5 million in 2020/2021*.  This number has increased to over 3 million in 2023/2024*.

* Figures for packages handed out by The Trussell Trust, the organisation responsible for approximately two-thirds of UK food banks.  

If you are on a ship that’s sinking, you don’t refuse to get in a lifeboat because it might also sink later.

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Letters to Oana

If you missed it, Part 1 of the series Letters to Oana is now live.

Looking Back

Part 12 of the Looking Back series is also live.

What I’m Doing

Audiobook: The War on the West by Douglas Murray.

TV: The 8 Show (Netflix).

I made the mistake of downloading an audiobook without reading the reviews, and The War on the West is one of the worst books I’ve come across.  It’s a load of right-wing bullshit and I’m only finishing it so I can be 100% angry with it.

We recently finished an eight-part series on Netflix called The 8 Show, in which eight people are recruited for a brutal television show where they are forced to stay in a facility, and the longer they stay the more money they earn. 

There are twists and turns along the way, and some of the points the show makes are less than subtle.  At times it flirted with crossing the line into torture-porn and it will not be for everyone.  The show kept me interested but it did feel like it was only made because of the success of Squid Game.

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Financial Update

Assets

Premium Bonds: £13,400.00.

Stocks and Shares ISA: £74,800.93.

Fuck It Fund: £45.69.

Pensions: £78,112.07.

Residential Property Value: £229,818.00. 

BTL Property Value: £148,301.00.

Total Assets: £544,477.60.

Debts

Residential Mortgage: £172,359.25. 

BTL Mortgage: £104,871.60.

Total Debts: £277,230.85.

Total Wealth: £267,246.75.

Investment Income in 2023: £3,656.99 (target £10,000).

I’ve been thinking a lot about whether to rebalance my ISA so that I cash in my units in the income fund I have and reinvest it all in the global all-cap fund.  Now that I’m moving away from passive income to a more traditional FI plan of accumulating units to later sell-off, it might be a wise choice.  The income fund comes with a higher fee, but a decent yield.  The unit price of the fund is more or less static though, so the only growth comes from the income.

Looking at it dispassionately it’s the logical thing to do, but it feels a bit like admitting defeat.  It’s generating a fraction under £200pm which isn’t to be sniffed at, but will the yield increase at a better rate than the growth in a low-cost index accumulation fund? Probably not.

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Compound Growth – Again

Take a look at this chart a friend sent me:

Having run some rough and ready calculations the numbers appear to check out.  The mindblowing part of it is that the total journey time is a little under 31 years, but at the halfway point, i.e. 15 years in, your total pot would be worth approximately £250k, meaning that almost all the growth comes in the latter half of the plan.  This just takes a slightly different approach to demonstrating the power of compound growth.  

It reminds me of the example I’ve seen before in that if you start with 1 and double it nineteen times, you have roughly half a million.  One more doubling results in a figure of over a million.  More than half the total growth comes in the final act of doubling.  

The plan outlined in the chart assumes that a person is only going to invest £10k per year, but in my situation, I’m able to invest more than that.  On a typical month, I’m looking at anything from £1,000-£1,500 being invested.  At the lower end that is £12k p/a.  Using that figure and taking into account my ISA and pension pots, I could achieve a £1m pot in 17-18 years.  Fortunately, I don’t need a million.

I’ve been running a few different scenarios and reckon I need an ISA balance of £200,000 to act as a bridging fund to get me to the age I can access my private pension.  I would need a pension fund value of £700,000-£800,000 to give me a comfortable retirement.  So what does the road to that outcome look like…

My ISA sits at roughly £75,000 at the moment.  If I want to get to £200,000 in a reasonable timeframe of, let’s say, 7 years, I’ll need to invest £720pm, which is well below the £20k annual allowance.  That figure is more than achievable.

The pension may be a little more difficult.  My pension sits at around £78,000 and has 17 years to grow to the required value.  I would need to invest £1,150pm to get to £700,000 in that time.  In total, I need to be investing a little under £1,900pm to hit these targets.

There are other factors to consider.  I can reduce the required investment as my employer makes a contribution to my pension, and there’s a tax break when I invest in my SIPP.  In reality, I need to invest roughly £1,200pm of my own money.

When I look at these figures in this way, it looks very positive.

The situation looks even better when you consider that I can turbocharge things by investing more than required in my ISA and pension now so that the compounding has more time to work on a higher balance.  I still have £15k of my ISA allowance for this financial year.  Assuming I use it all, which I should, it’s way more than the £720pm needed. Also, now that Oana is back in work we can start allocating more money to investing. This means I could realistically invest more than required in my pensions now so that I don’t have to invest as much later. By investing more now, we reduce the need to invest more later.

BTL Update

Things are moving along with the sale of the BTL.  It’s frustrating waiting for the wheels of bureaucracy to slowly turn but it will be worth it in the end.  Our solicitors have reported that they’re just waiting for some information from the buyer’s end, but things are progressing.

That’s all for this week.  Thank you for reading, and please remember to share, like, and subscribe.  If you have any thoughts or questions, please leave a comment.  As always, the donation form is below if you want to support my content and this site.

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Looking Back: Part 12

Originally published January 10th, 2020. There are two main dividing lines in my life; before and after 9/11, and before and after Covid. Both events changed the world massively, and we’re still dealing with the impact of the pandemic. Trying to remember a time before face masks, social distancing, and handshakes is strange now.

Introduction

Hello and welcome back to Mortgage Advisor on F.I.R.E.  This week I will be reviewing a couple of books I have read since the last post, and in addition to the usual financial update, I will talk a little about how I have restructured my Stocks and Shares ISA.

Weekly Update

The past week has been a bit of a blur.  My day job, as a mortgage advisor, has been extremely busy but it has been a good kind of busy.  I have had some great conversations with people, and I have received excellent feedback from people I have advised.  Helping people understand mortgages, and finance generally, is something I enjoy and it’s a large part of why I look forward to writing this blog each week. 

I have just finished reading The Little Book of Common Sense Investing by John C. Bogle, the creator of Vanguard and the first index investment fund.  Index investing is something I am a promoter of, and some of you may recall my earlier entry where I talk about the differences between active investing and passive investing.  With active investing, through managed investment funds, you are relying on a fund manager to consistently beat the market and in return, you will pay them fees that can be at least twenty times that of a passive fund. 

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There is a wealth of research out there showing that index funds outperform actively managed funds over the long term.  Yes, there are exceptions in the short term but if you are investing in funds for the long term the chances of you selecting an actively managed fund that outperforms an index are similar to those of winning the jackpot on the lottery.  An index fund mirrors the market, so you can never beat the market but at the same time you can never lose to the market.  You track the market. 

​Although I did not learn a huge amount of new information from Bogle’s book, as I’ve heard or read several summaries of his opinions, it was still a fascinating insight into his thoughts and beliefs.

So far in 2020 I have read some fantastic fiction, with two books impressing me and jumping straight onto my favourite fiction list.  The books are Station Eleven by Emily St. John Mandel and Normal People by Sally Rooney.  Station Eleven takes place across different times and looks at the lives of people before, during and after a flu pandemic ravages the world.  It’s not a typical end-of-the-world book though.  The flu pandemic is in the background, and what follows is a psychological piece that discusses everything from art and literature, to love and the morals of killing to stay alive.  It is a thoughtful and understated story and quite moving.

I’d forgotten that I’d read Station Eleven just before Covid struck. It’s an incredible book and one I want to revisit. I’ve read three books by Emily St. John Mandel and there is something about her writing that is beautiful and melancholic at the same time. It creates an emotional reaction unlike anything else I’ve read. Another thing I like about her stories is the little links and easter eggs connecting each work.

Normal People
 was a raw and unflinching look at two psychologically damaged teenagers, and their assorted friends and family.  Sally Rooney creates some of the most three-dimensional, flawed and realistic characters I’ve encountered in fiction.  Whilst reading the book, I experienced it so vividly.  I could not put it down.  When it was done, I just sat in silence for a while.  A very emotional story; sad but also hopeful.  I think it will be considered a classic in time to come.

An amazing book and although the show was decent, I don’t think it matched the heights of the material it was based on.

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​After I finished both works, I found out they were being made into shows for television.  In some ways, I’m excited to see what is produced, but on the other hand, a poorly made show could threaten my memories of how I enjoyed these stories.

I’ve still not seen Station Eleven’s adaptation, and I’m nervous to do so. I don’t know what it is about shows just not matching the quality of the books they are based on. I knew someone who loved the Lord of the Rings books and refused to watch any of the films. They loved the books so much and had their own mental image of the characters, story, and settings, that they didn’t want to contaminate that. I think now I understand.

Financial Update

Premium Bonds: £11,500 (no change from last week).

Stocks and Shares ISA: £7,805.71 (up £60.25 from last week).

F**k It Fund: £1,161.85 (no change from last week).

Property Value*: £173,501 (no change from last week).

Total Assets: £193,968.56 (up £60.25 from last week).

Credit Card Debt: nil (down £1.10 from last week).

Loan Debt: £3,800.49 (no change from last week).

Mortgage Debt: £134,279.11 (no change from last week).

Total Debt: £138,079.60 (down £1.10 from last week).


Total Wealth Figure**: £55,888.96 (up £61.35 from last week).

Investment Income in 2020 (Target £2,000): £0.00 (no change from last week)

*according to the lender’s index.

**total assets minus total debt

It still amazes me how much my figures have changed in just a few years. It’s motivation to keep going, and to keep following the process. It’s like when people talk about time travel and making small changes in the past can have massive impacts on the future, but no one considers how making changes now can impact on your future. It’s the same principle but we are looking at it in a different context.

I’ve amended the format of the financial update slightly.  I think the new layout makes more sense and is cleaner, and clearer. 

Financial News and Opinion

Restructuring my ISA

I’ve made some changes to my Stocks and Shares ISA since my last update.  I have sold my units in three funds because I felt that I needed to rebalance my asset allocation, and I’ve sold the three funds that had the highest fees, which were 0.2% and above.  My preferred ceiling for fees in a fund is 0.15%, but some of my funds have fees much lower than that.  For example, the Vanguard FTSE 100 Index has ongoing fees of just 0.06%. 

Another change I have made is to the way my fees are collected.  To date, I have simply gone with the default option for fee collection which takes fees from investment income first and then collects from residual cash and finally from the sale of stock in your portfolio.  I spoke with an advisor at my ISA provider and he offered an alternative which I was extremely happy with. 

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I have set up a separate share dealing account which runs alongside my ISA.  I have credited that account with cash and my default fee collection option is to now take cash from the share dealing account.  This makes the ISA cleaner and all income generated in the ISA will stay in the ISA, and all fees will be collected externally.  This is no more, or less expensive, but it just feels easier.  Also, it makes it easier to monitor the fees as I only have to check the share dealing balance periodically. 

I much prefer this arrangement for paying fees. It just feels a lot cleaner and less murky.

​I’ve embedded images from my Stocks and Shares ISA so that my asset allocation can be reviewed.  I am heavily weighted in favour of stocks, with over 99% of my ISA allocated to that asset class.  Almost 60% of my ISA is held in US stocks and funds.  The subject of stock-to-bond ratios has been debated at length with some experts calling for a 50/50 split, and others a 90/10 split in favour of stock. 

Some argue that the split should be based on age and that the older you get, the more you should lean towards bonds for the preservation of capital and a more stable cash flow.  Another option is to start with the number 100, subtract your age in years and whatever is left should be the percentage of your portfolio in stock with the remainder in bonds.  For example, a 25-year-old would have 75% of their portfolio in stock and 25% in bonds.

My view now is more along the lines of, “screw it; funds and stocks equals stonks.”

**NOTE** the above sentence is in no way meant as advice.

I’m of the view that a more aggressive strategy is best, but that’s because I’m open to “risk”, whatever that means.  The concept of risk means different things to different people.  I’m in this for the long haul and so I’m relaxed about stock volatility.  If prices go down, I can buy more for my money.  I also have plenty of time to see my stocks bounce back.  If I was approaching my 60s or 70s, I would probably hold a different view.  I’m aiming for a rough 90/10 split going forward and will be rebalancing my ISA in the coming months. 

Gambling and Credit Cards

In a move that has needed to happen for a long time, gambling with credit cards will be banned in the UK.  This is so far overdue it is just tragic.  I have posted before about issues I have had with gambling in the past and to my shame, I have used credit cards to gamble with.  This was a decade ago and I only stopped because my card provider blocked gambling from their end.  I gambled on and off for a few years with my own funds but never got into debt for it again.  Not everyone has been so lucky. 

There are countless stories of people who have gambled online, using credit cards and found themselves heavily in debt.  Gambling is a social evil, and online gambling is the deepest level of evil.  You can open an account with minimal checks and lose thousands of pounds within minutes.  It’s a terrifying thought.  I haven’t gambled in a long time, but there is still something in the back of my mind that acknowledges in the wrong circumstances I could slip into the habit once more. 

What makes gambling so insidious is that, unlike many other addictions, it can be almost completely hidden until the addict reaches breaking point.  Those who are addicted to alcohol or other drugs normally have signs of their addiction.  Gambling is an invisible addiction.  All the addict needs is a smartphone and an internet connection. 

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The fact it is so easy to open accounts with the dozens of betting sites out there and spend so much money without adequate controls is a failure of our society.  Responding with arguments such as “you can’t control how people spend their money” or “people should just pull themselves together” misses the point completely.  We are talking about companies spending millions on research about how to hook people into throwing their money away.  We are talking about teams of people working out how best to trap vulnerable people into a spiral of addiction.  With gambling addiction, we are talking about behavioural addiction with the highest rate of attempted suicide. 

The figures for gambling are worrying.  In the United States, it is estimated that around 2-3% of the population has a gambling addiction.  That is roughly six million people.  In the UK, it is estimated to be anywhere from a quarter to half a million.  Of those, one in five will attempt suicide because of their addiction.  This is not a case of people “pulling themselves together” but of people needing help from their society.  With any addiction, willpower alone will not work.  If the means to act on the behavioural addiction are freely available, then it is more likely the behaviour will take place.  Banning credit cards for gambling is a step in the right direction, but it’s the first step of what should be a long journey. 

I am enough of a realist to acknowledge gambling will not be banned outright.  There is too much money being made.  In the UK, betting companies make billions in profit each year.  Denise Coates, who runs Bet365, was paid around £300,000,000.00 in one year.  Let that figure sink in for a moment.

What I would like to see is all gambling means tested.  You must sign up and provide photographic ID and be logged on a central database.  Then, once your finances are assessed, a decision is made on how much you can gamble across all licenced operators within the UK.  This would probably bankrupt several operators, but strangely I just don’t care. 

In the years since I wrote this my thoughts on the gambling industry have become even more militant. It’s an evil industry that survives on the back of human suffering. Although the data differ depending on who you ask, it’s thought that over half of the profits that gambling companies make comes from approximately 5% of their users; those who are addicted.

Final Notes

​Thank you for reading part twelve of this blog.  Next week I will have a closer look at financial myths, common misconceptions and how to budget for long-term expenses.  

Part 239

Hello and welcome back to Mortgage Advisor on FIRE.  This week I discuss the possible impacts on the BTL market if Labour are elected.  I also look at the state of the Tory party ahead of the recently announced election.  I give details on a new mini-series of blog posts, and there’s another example of bad customer service.  Yes, another one.   

Weekly Update

A massive congratulations to a friend of mine who has become a father this week.  I know that he, and his wife, have been wanting this for a long time.  Everyone is happy and healthy, and I’m sure they’ll be great parents.

I’m starting to get ready for my next break from work.  I’m starting to feel a bit run down physically, which isn’t helped by the fact I rarely sleep well.  I have a week off in June, and two weeks off in September, with another week booked in for December.  

I still have another two and a half weeks of holiday allowance to use up before the end of 2024.  I think I might take half a week in July, then a week in October and November.  That would mean from September I would have at least a week off every month until the end of the year.

After finishing work on Saturday, Oana and I went into the city centre for the food market.  We tried a Turkish grilled chicken wrap which was nice.  They cooked the chicken on skewers over coal and it was delicious.  We tried ordering from a few other vendors but they had all run out of what we wanted.  To be fair, it was very busy.

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In the city centre, a new hotel is soon to open, and they had a stall at the market advertising their new restaurant.  It’s going to be serving Indian tapas and we were offered some complimentary canapes, and a voucher for our first meal there.  The little canapes we had were amazing, so we will be trying to place out for sure.

As we were still hungry (the wraps were quite small) we ended up going for amazing tacos.  In true Oana and David form, she had the beef brisket tacos and I went for the pork.  I need to find somewhere that does good Al Pastor because it’s been too long since I had them last.    

If you bring ammunition into Turks and Caicos, you’re going to have a bad time…

Having travelled to the US a few times, and having taken part in a high school exchange, I think I’ve got a decent amount of experience when it comes to conversing with Americans.  There are some great things about the US, such as the pride the people take in being American.  Sometimes, though, it veers into indoctrination and ignorance of the rest of the world.

Sadly, I’ve had this debate several times with Americans who have claimed we, in the UK, are not “free”.  The thing is, if you think about it, none of us are truly free.  We give up certain freedoms to live in a democratic society.  As much as I might like to punch certain people in the face, I know I can’t do this without facing legal and social consequences.  I’m not free to walk into a bank and take cash from the safe, nor am I free to just take another person’s phone.  We all give up freedoms to live in a democratic society.

It gets even worse when you start talking about guns.  Some Americans have a really strange relationship with guns.  I just don’t get it.  No normal civilian needs a military-level assault rifle.  There’s no plausible reason for one to be owned by a private individual.    

Anyway, you might be wondering what all this has to do with the tiny British Overseas Territory of the Turks and Caicos Islands.  Well, a few weeks ago a group of American tourists were arrested in the islands for possession of illegal ammunition.  The possible sentence for this crime is up to twelve years in prison.  According to those arrested the ammunition was left over from a previous hunting trip.  

Whilst I understand that this was, almost certainly, a simple mistake, I still don’t have much sympathy.  When you travel to another country you have to understand you are agreeing to abide by another set of laws, traditions, and customs.  If you aren’t willing to do this, then don’t go.  Also, whenever I travel abroad I always make sure we have checked and double-checked our luggage to guard against taking the wrong thing to the wrong place.  If you didn’t bother to check your luggage then you have no one else to blame.

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Possibly the most frustrating part of this story was when I read that multiple US officials had travelled to the Turks and Caicos Islands to try and convince the government to release the prisoners, not realising that there is a split between the judiciary and administrative arms of the government.  This request was an attempt to get the government to ignore the law of the land, just because…  

It appears that the five people arrested will probably not serve any serious time in prison, and hopefully, they won’t make the same mistake again.

This week’s episode of Things Shouldn’t Be This Difficult is brought to you by Samsung; official sponsor of complete dipshittery.

Oana needs a new phone. I don’t mean she wants a new one; her current phone just doesn’t work. She’s had it a few years and it’s been a good servant but the time has come. 

She wanted to switch to Samsung so I helped her look for a phone and we found one she wants. We ordered directly from Samsung and had to pay for delivery, which is a bit fucking much when you’re spending hundreds already, but I digress. 

Samsung offered multiple options for delivery including this Saturday, which is ideal because Oana doesn’t work weekends.  Saturday morning came around and I had not received any notifications about delivery. 

Normally DPD, the courier Samsung stated would be delivering the item, send an email on the day with a link to track the progress of the driver.  As I hadn’t had this, I contacted Samsung via live chat and later on the phone. The upshot is the order is delayed, and they can’t tell me if, or when, it will be delivered. 

I explained that as I’d paid for delivery, I should get a bit more information than that. Samsung replied they are not responsible for delivery and that the phone is still in the warehouse. So, Samsung are not responsible for their own products being ordered from their own site? Wow….

Until now I had quite liked Samsung, but this has pissed me off. 

It was only a couple of weeks ago that I had a similar situation with Argos.  It can’t be anything I’m doing because I’m placing these orders online with no personal interaction.  It just seems as though most companies are content to offer shit service because they know they can get away with it.

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This Week’s Tory Clusterfuck

In the national news the biggest story, without doubt, is the announcement of a General Election to take place on July 4th.  I can see this being a bit of a massacre for the Tory party. There are 346 Tory MPs at the moment, and already 119 have announced they will not be standing at the next election.  The phrase, “rats leaving a sinking ship” never had a better example.  

Election time is always entertaining as you see so many politicians trying to behave like normal people and not the self-absorbed morons many of them are.  Speaking of self-absorbed morons, Boris Johnson has been active on Twitter, where his recent Daily Mail column was published.

So, Johnson claims that Kier Starmer would be the most dangerous PM since the 1970s.  Remind me again how many people died during Covid under his government?  The absolute incompetence of Johnson and his government led to many needless deaths and chaos in the UK.  To borrow a quote from one of my favourite shows, “If I saw Johnson drowning, I’d throw him a fucking barbell.”

Letters to Oana

Last week I posted the first part in a new mini-series called Letters to Oana.  This is something Oana asked me to set down in writing for her in case anything should happen to me and I’m not around to manage our investments.  So I’m typing up a basic guide to what she would need to know to manage her own investments, and with her permission, I thought it might be useful to share it with other people.  

Please note that, just like all my other posts, it’s not intended to be advice.  I’m not qualified to give financial or investment advice, and I would suggest speaking with a professional if you want advice tailored to your circumstances.  This blog is for entertainment and information about my thoughts, feelings, and progress towards FI.  

Looking Back

Part 11 of the Looking Back series is now live, and you can find it here.

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What Am I Doing?

TV: MasterChef (BBC).

Audiobook: Fluke by Brian Klaas (audible).

It was the MasterChef final and it was a great contest.  In the end, 28-year-old vet, Brin Parathapan was the deserved winner.  He cooked some incredible-looking food and consistently wowed the judges.  He’s a real talent but I’m not sure if he’ll pursue cooking full-time as he seems to love being a vet. 

The next iteration of MasterChef will be the celebrity version later in the year, I think.  It’s generally the one I like the least, but I’ll still end up watching it no doubt.

I also finished Fluke and, for the most part, I enjoyed it.  With approximately a third of the book left I started to get a bit bored and was willing it to finish.  I’m not sure what book to tackle next, so if you have any suggestions please leave a comment.

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Financial Update

Assets

Premium Bonds: £13,400.00. 

Stocks and Shares ISA: £75,333.73. 

Fuck It Fund: £45.60.

Pensions: £78,986.94. 

Residential Property Value: £229,818.00. 

BTL Property Value: £148,301.00.

Total Assets: £545,885.27. 

Debts

Residential Mortgage: £172,359.25. 

BTL Mortgage: £104,871.60.

Total Debts: £277,230.85. 

Total Wealth: £268,654.42.

A few nice bits of income dropped in this week; three separate dividend payments and a couple of other bits.  Achieving £10k is looking unlikely because of the BTL being sold, but it’s more a case of one step back to take two steps forward than a failure.  Once the equity is released I can put that money to good use and build a stronger foundation to move forward. 

Now that I’ve changed my focus from generating passive income to accumulating value, I’m much less concerned about not hitting the £10k income goal.  I’ll continue to hold assets that generate income, and I may even go back into BTL if the stars align.  I’ll still track my investment income, but it’s less of a priority now than it was when I started this blog.

It’s still looking as though this will be a bumper year for stocks.  My ISA and pension are performing very well, and if the current trend continues I should hit the £80k goal for each well before the end of the year.  I may even hit £90k should this surge continue.  

I completed my tax return for the 23-24 financial year, and it was no surprise to learn I owe a few hundred pounds in tax.  It’s all part of having rental income, but at least this will be the last year I need to complete one as we stopped letting the property before the end of the last tax year.  I’ll just need to pay some Capital Gains Tax when the sale goes through.

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BTL Update

Things are progressing but, as always, these types of deals seem to take forever.  I’ve had more fun and games with an app that doesn’t work as intended whilst trying to provide proof of ID.  The solicitor wants two forms of photographic ID and two documents for proof of address.  ID is not a problem; I just scanned my passport and driving licence, but for proof of address there’s no facility to just upload an electronic file.  Instead, you have to print your bills off and then take pictures in the app to upload.  Seems a bit antiquated and not particularly “green”.  

It’s going to be interesting to see what changes there are to the BTL market following the election.  If Labour are elected, as seems likely, it may be that they make it more difficult for private landlords to operate.  They might introduce legislation making it more difficult for tenants to be evicted.  Also, they could commit to building more homes that can be let via local authorities. 

None of these ideas are necessarily bad, but it’s important to remember that not all landlords are evil, and some fill an important gap in the housing market for people who need flexible living arrangements.  There are bad landlords, but there are also bad doctors, bad politicians, and bad taxi drivers.  It’s the offending individuals that need to be targeted, and not the profession in general.

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